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Watched it Friday afternoon, thought it was great! Alan Rickman made me laugh loads, and Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were no way near as bad as I thought they'd be.
Wish I'd watched it earlier, and will be on the look out for more Kevin Smith films.
> "This is the pulse. And this is finger, far from the pulse,
> jammed straight up your ass. Say..would you like a chocolate covered
> pretzel?"
That did indeed rule.
Brodie also has one of the best scenes in JSBSB.
"This isn't a library! Hold it like you'd hold a woman."
"Yeah, but then they made She's All That, and everything went to hell."
"You gonna go bandit, Reynolds style?"
"This is the pulse. And this is finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say..would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
Brodie Bruce, you're my hero.
"I'd hate to tell you what I think about when I'm in the bathroom."
Although Brodie comes close ("it was her grandma" "no wonder she went down so fast") Randal is hilarious in just about every line he says. Or Randall. I dunno how many ls should be there.
> Randall so beats Brodie.
No no. Broadie wins because he randomly hits the magazine outta that sex-study chicks hand.
"My cousin Walter got a cat stuck up his ass. True story."
"That kid...IS BACK ON THE ELEVATOR!"
"I would have made a sexy chick."