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"DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK"

I promise I won't talk down to you from my oh-so-high perfume marketing job.

And I promise to not waste your time by seeing how far I can get a thread to go whilst at work.

I promise I won't disappear if I get to be notable.

I promise to make many drunken posts late at night.

I promise that some day I will tell you all the truth.

I promise not to sell out.

I hate all these stupid 'accepted' values: Get a job. Get a house. Have kids. You know people have a right to say NO.

Hell I'm not about to bow down to any of you for a vote, I just thought it would be interesting to be pee-coloured and yet still try to deal with newbies with some kind of respect. *hears gasps*

So anyway if you want to vote for someone who flies of the handle one day and is cool the next then vote for me or put your hand in a blender or nail your scrotum into the back of your head or something.

I'm not really bothered if people vote for me or not. I'm much more fussed that people STILL take threads like this thread here, which is clearly taking the mick, seriously.

*Goes to hit various forum members on the head with a frying pan*

HARR!!

Nah Hedfix, this is just another in a long line of reverse psychology type posts related to the election...

Yeah I did realise that and thats why I was going to vote for you.

But this changed everything...

I regret not voting you actually

:-(

I didn't think I'd have to spell it out for you but it appears I have to:

I. R. O. N. Y.

Read between the lines people.

Haven't you realised you need to take my posts with a pinch of salt yet?

Pfft. Begging topic? Yeah, right.

READ. IT. AGAIN.

I was seriously going to vote you until you begged.

Bell, your only available candidates now I think are me and crazy col...

*cancels his vote for Hedfix*

I never vote for anyone who does a begging topic, so that doesn't leave an awful lot of choice...

*nails scrotem to the back of his head*

Hmmm, could be the fashion statement of the year.

:D