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"DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK"

I promise I won't talk down to you from my oh-so-high perfume marketing job.

And I promise to not waste your time by seeing how far I can get a thread to go whilst at work.

I promise I won't disappear if I get to be notable.

I promise to make many drunken posts late at night.

I promise that some day I will tell you all the truth.

I promise not to sell out.

I hate all these stupid 'accepted' values: Get a job. Get a house. Have kids. You know people have a right to say NO.

Hell I'm not about to bow down to any of you for a vote, I just thought it would be interesting to be pee-coloured and yet still try to deal with newbies with some kind of respect. *hears gasps*

So anyway if you want to vote for someone who flies of the handle one day and is cool the next then vote for me or put your hand in a blender or nail your scrotum into the back of your head or something.

Yuh right. The fact that I started it to drag you away, that it created at about 4pm on a friday before a 3 day weekend might have had something to do with it.

Oh and the fact that I'm not sad enough to go "Hey kids lets get this thread to 300".

You sad man.

*chuckles*
Dragged me away from spamming?
Sure sure.
I notice your attempt at a 300+ thread died on it's ass.
Bitter much?

And now I'm going to swan about, swear like a sailor, spam and lord it over you with absolutely.No.Repercussions.
Deal with it.

WOW! Goatboy wrote THAT MUCH about little old me! *Swoons*

Megalomania was an attempt to drag you away from another trend you were trying to create on the forums, I dragged you away from that and I dragged you away from spamming up the Life forum.

Don't be so predictable.

Hedfix wrote:

> Haven't you realised you need to take my posts with a pinch of salt
> yet?

Slugs won't allow them to.

So what's with the "perfumed marketing job" and "how far I can get a thread" comments?
I'll add this thread to the "Meglomania" one.

It's ok, I don't mind. Hell, I dont even blame you but you're the one that seems to fancy me enough to keep banging on about the things I do.
And please, you need to realise that quoting a sci-fi comedy programme doesn't aide any attempts to appear aloof and superior.
Come with your own insults, there's a good lad.

Oh pweeease make me a not-able pweeeease!

*Goes on a second fryingpan spree*

Goatboy go back to pretending you actually have a life outside of these forums.

A. J. Rimmer.

Reverse psychology?! That's what you think it is!?

Hmmmmmm: Vote for me then. ;)

Hedfix is going to be first notable of 2004.

I betcha!

Hedfix wants to be me so badly it's embarassing.
How many topics have you started about me now?

It's ok, send me £5 and I'll autograph a pic of me, I'll even write "To my friend"