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"DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK"

I promise I won't talk down to you from my oh-so-high perfume marketing job.

And I promise to not waste your time by seeing how far I can get a thread to go whilst at work.

I promise I won't disappear if I get to be notable.

I promise to make many drunken posts late at night.

I promise that some day I will tell you all the truth.

I promise not to sell out.

I hate all these stupid 'accepted' values: Get a job. Get a house. Have kids. You know people have a right to say NO.

Hell I'm not about to bow down to any of you for a vote, I just thought it would be interesting to be pee-coloured and yet still try to deal with newbies with some kind of respect. *hears gasps*

So anyway if you want to vote for someone who flies of the handle one day and is cool the next then vote for me or put your hand in a blender or nail your scrotum into the back of your head or something.

I promise I won't talk down to you from my oh-so-high perfume marketing job.

And I promise to not waste your time by seeing how far I can get a thread to go whilst at work.

I promise I won't disappear if I get to be notable.

I promise to make many drunken posts late at night.

I promise that some day I will tell you all the truth.

I promise not to sell out.

I hate all these stupid 'accepted' values: Get a job. Get a house. Have kids. You know people have a right to say NO.

Hell I'm not about to bow down to any of you for a vote, I just thought it would be interesting to be pee-coloured and yet still try to deal with newbies with some kind of respect. *hears gasps*

So anyway if you want to vote for someone who flies of the handle one day and is cool the next then vote for me or put your hand in a blender or nail your scrotum into the back of your head or something.

*votes lindgren*
*looks at hedfix*
*runs*

:D

*nails scrotem to the back of his head*

Hmmm, could be the fashion statement of the year.

*cancels his vote for Hedfix*

I never vote for anyone who does a begging topic, so that doesn't leave an awful lot of choice...

Bell, your only available candidates now I think are me and crazy col...

I was seriously going to vote you until you begged.

Pfft. Begging topic? Yeah, right.

READ. IT. AGAIN.

I didn't think I'd have to spell it out for you but it appears I have to:

I. R. O. N. Y.

Read between the lines people.

Haven't you realised you need to take my posts with a pinch of salt yet?

Yeah I did realise that and thats why I was going to vote for you.

But this changed everything...

I regret not voting you actually

:-(