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"DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK"

I promise I won't talk down to you from my oh-so-high perfume marketing job.

And I promise to not waste your time by seeing how far I can get a thread to go whilst at work.

I promise I won't disappear if I get to be notable.

I promise to make many drunken posts late at night.

I promise that some day I will tell you all the truth.

I promise not to sell out.

I hate all these stupid 'accepted' values: Get a job. Get a house. Have kids. You know people have a right to say NO.

Hell I'm not about to bow down to any of you for a vote, I just thought it would be interesting to be pee-coloured and yet still try to deal with newbies with some kind of respect. *hears gasps*

So anyway if you want to vote for someone who flies of the handle one day and is cool the next then vote for me or put your hand in a blender or nail your scrotum into the back of your head or something.

:'(

It's such a beautiful gesture.

oi drunky! keep it schtum.

:D


*TO ALL SPAMMERS IN THIS FORUM*

"get your helmets, 2 a paaaaaaand. frying pans are flying and these are genuiiiiine hard hats..."

*Poppe cos oi wyke dis fwead*

Don't worry about it. :D

I'm not playing seriously, I hardly ever do.

Sorry Hedfix m8, but you haven't been around long enough to get my vote :)

Quitter.

Goatboy sed I wuz spefial! *swoons*

Wasn't it to a 1000? Just a thought.

*Whips out cliche book*

Hmmmmmm

*Reads*

Oh yes.

I don't need to defend myself to you!

Don't force your opinions on me!

WAAH WAAH WAAH!

Yes, you're right.
And I cannot be bothered to spat with a special person like yourself.
Enjoy.