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No, wait.
This forum is ALWAYS overrun by a bunch of mindless drooling imbiciles, hopping up and down trying to get noticed. But every three months, there is a period where it gets even worse.
All you have to do at these times is look at the forum list, and noticing the "FOG Chat" forum, you only have to glance at it, and you can almost smell the foul stench emanating from the fervent sputtering of loathsome and unscholared miscreants that lies within.
I personally think there is a great misconception about being a notable. The vast majority of untutored morons that litter these forums seem to be under the mistaken impression that the title of Notable is akin to "Lord", and comes complete with a stipendiary wage and a few hundred acres of land. Although I cannot say this with 100% certainty, I think it is safe to say that this is not the case. All you get for being a notable is a yellow name and abuse from people who want to be you. A far cry from the legends of fame and magnanimity that seems to be associated with it.
Perhaps some of you drones should take a step back and look at how stupid you make yourselves look. "Ooh, ooh, vote for me and I'll... ummm... do nothing other than gloat that I'm a notable". Magnificent. Perhaps some of you would favour a move into politics. With such a simple yet familiar manifesto, I'm doubtless that the Daily Mail would support you every step of the way to Downing Street.
Or maybe you'd just get laughed at as a simple and semi-intelligible babboon with a massively inflated sense of self-importance and tortuously hilarious delusions of grandeur. Worth taking the chance though eh?
Or perhaps you should all calm down, give those fingers a little rest and try exercising those under-utilised - and in some cases abandoned - pieces of human tissue commonly known as brains, and stop acting like a bunch of hapless and ill-mannered peons, destined for little else than a lifetime of Tesco shelf stacking and testing shampoo.
IB
> I was arrogant long before I became a notable. In fact, I got voted
> notable BECAUSE I was arrogant.
No, you were elected because of the mindless bandwagonners of this forum.
*points and laughs at El Blokey*
> Less bitterly inclined? All this huffing and wheezing quite clearly
> indicates who is wearing the issues here. You actually remind me of
> my 6 year old nephew.
Stop me when I'm wrong, but who always instigates these topics? You. But let's just stop it. You hate the forums, you've quit, everyone's happy etc.
> One GAD a month
> Ban anyone you like
> etc.
>
> *fished in*
A nicely played hand, but you'll note I never actually took you up on them. I suspected falsity, but was never convinced either way, so I just blabbed to everyone in earshot.
> Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Dark Mark™ wrote:
> 99 Insane Bartender - An lot cleverererer then al ofus put
> togetherther.
> And
> he nose it.
*
Microchips, you smell.
> IB, nobody thinks you get a free car or anything with notability, but
> for the less bitterly inclined it's recognition of your contribution,
> as I said in the part of the post you handily ignored.
Less bitterly inclined? All this huffing and wheezing quite clearly indicates who is wearing the issues here. You actually remind me of my 6 year old nephew.
As for recognition, is the friendship and respect of your fellow forum goers not enough? Personally I would rather not have been votde into a position where I can have abuse aimed at me from a large number of whinging little miscreants.
But I can live with it. When all is said and done, I can laugh at you because I'm better than you.
"The votes are in amigo", and I'm a notable.
> Dark Mark™ wrote:
> 99 Insane Bartender - An lot cleverererer then al ofus put togetherther.
> And
> he nose it.
:D
Anyone.
....gah
'Your Special Notable Privileges'
One GAD a month
Ban anyone you like
etc.
*fished in*
> Based around the fact lots of people get banned but you do similar
> stuff (swearing, trolling etc) and never get warned. People assume
> it's because you're a notable.
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But I was like that before as well.
It's the cavalier attitude I bestow upon rules and regs.
And, as pointed out in another thread with a different name, 99% of my insults are at least imaginative and indicate and effort instead of just crouching over the keyboard and letting my clackers smash onto the keys before hitting return.