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Spawn had a lot of potential and should have been fully realised as an 18 rated movie.
Crimson Tide was just dull, it should have been a lot tenser.
> Nah, Billy Connolly as Gimli.
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"It's feckin' rrrrroollover, I've git a purrple beard! Toss me, you're gnna ave' t'toss me!"
How much does my Scottish accent rule.
> cookie monster wrote:
> Blank wrote:
> I want LOTR remade. Spend a bit of money instead of making it on the
> cheap.
>
> *Chuckles*
>
> Actually, I think LOTR should be remade.
>
> Danny Devito as Frodo, and the Ant Hill mob as his gang of hobbits.
> Brian Blessed as Galdalf, Stryke as Saruman. A special needs kid as
> Gollum (it also shows we care). Ronnie Crobett as Bilbo. Bill Bailey
> as Legolas. All the orcs can be played by Tracy Eminn.
And RObbie COltrane as Gimli, but, shrink him.
> You can't mess with Evil Dead. Give it a big budget and it would
> spoil the formula, a different director would loose all the tension
> it'd just be a total mess.
I see your point. Ok, how about Evil Dead 4?
It'd have to have a budget of £2.99 and include two zombie masks, a bottle of ketchup and one chain saw.
We'd get Bruce Campbell to play one of the zombies this time, though...
> Blank wrote:
> I want LOTR remade. Spend a bit of money instead of making it on the
> cheap.
>
> *Chuckles*
Actually, I think LOTR should be remade.
Danny Devito as Frodo, and the Ant Hill mob as his gang of hobbits. Brian Blessed as Galdalf, Stryke as Saruman. A special needs kid as Gollum (it also shows we care). Ronnie Crobett as Bilbo. Bill Bailey as Legolas. All the orcs can be played by Tracy Eminn.
I hate Mark Wahlberg.