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Spawn had a lot of potential and should have been fully realised as an 18 rated movie.
Crimson Tide was just dull, it should have been a lot tenser.
Maybe Ray Winstone in the lead role ?
Little Jimmy Krankie could be Samwise, always coming up with quips.
The guy who played Timothy Claypole in Rentaghost as Gandalf, complete with pantomine white horse...
Tony Blair as Saruman - easily pursuaded by an evil megalomaniac to enforce his law on the world...ahem.
This is fast turning in to Re-makes of LOTR you'd like to see. Move along now...
> I'm afraid Gimli's already been cast.
>
> Shaquille O'Neal.
Aparantly he pulled out, michael clarke duncan is to be the stand in......
> Yah. I'm gonna pass.
You...shall...not...pass....
Sorry. Gandalf mode off.
Shaquille O'Neal.
Anytime. Anywhere. I give you lovey lovey