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I wouldn't be surprised if when they find him he's actually a Transformer type robot, capable of turning into a massive rocket launcher and chemical weapons plant.
In fact, have they even tried to change some of the vehicles in Baghdad? He might be just sitting there, as a jeep, laughing at everyone, waiting until the time is right to turn into a space ship and fly to his Death Star type satellite.
Not only that, he has laser-eyes, like Godzilla in the cartoons, but not the American movie. And it makes the cool laser sound.
And he has a cloning plant. That's how he produced another Chemical Ali, the one that has just been captured, who is actually the third in total after the one that got bombed to the death, and the one that got eated by the crocodiles in Iraq's sewer system.
I wouldn't be surprised if when they find him he's actually a Transformer type robot, capable of turning into a massive rocket launcher and chemical weapons plant.
In fact, have they even tried to change some of the vehicles in Baghdad? He might be just sitting there, as a jeep, laughing at everyone, waiting until the time is right to turn into a space ship and fly to his Death Star type satellite.
Not only that, he has laser-eyes, like Godzilla in the cartoons, but not the American movie. And it makes the cool laser sound.
And he has a cloning plant. That's how he produced another Chemical Ali, the one that has just been captured, who is actually the third in total after the one that got bombed to the death, and the one that got eated by the crocodiles in Iraq's sewer system.