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It's quite simple, no Saddam, no weapons. Therefore, Saddam = weapons.
I wouldn't be surprised if when they find him he's actually a Transformer type robot, capable of turning into a massive rocket launcher and chemical weapons plant.
In fact, have they even tried to change some of the vehicles in Baghdad? He might be just sitting there, as a jeep, laughing at everyone, waiting until the time is right to turn into a space ship and fly to his Death Star type satellite.
Not only that, he has laser-eyes, like Godzilla in the cartoons, but not the American movie. And it makes the cool laser sound.
And he has a cloning plant. That's how he produced another Chemical Ali, the one that has just been captured, who is actually the third in total after the one that got bombed to the death, and the one that got eated by the crocodiles in Iraq's sewer system.
I wouldn't be surprised if when they find him he's actually a Transformer type robot, capable of turning into a massive rocket launcher and chemical weapons plant.
In fact, have they even tried to change some of the vehicles in Baghdad? He might be just sitting there, as a jeep, laughing at everyone, waiting until the time is right to turn into a space ship and fly to his Death Star type satellite.
Not only that, he has laser-eyes, like Godzilla in the cartoons, but not the American movie. And it makes the cool laser sound.
And he has a cloning plant. That's how he produced another Chemical Ali, the one that has just been captured, who is actually the third in total after the one that got bombed to the death, and the one that got eated by the crocodiles in Iraq's sewer system.
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monkey_man wrote:
> A bit like an evil Brum.
Exactly the image I had in my head.
Aah, Meka, how d'you come up with these things?
> A bit like an evil Brum.
Exactly the image I had in my head.
Aah, Meka, how d'you come up with these things?
I believe my 'Moustacho Theory' will eventually be proven true. It's unnatural for some many men to have such camp bushy moustaches in one place. That's where the WOMD are hidden - in the moustaches...
Lol.. Brum.. lol..
Anyways, No WOMD's were found because they're all underground or buried. Yeah, Sadam is probably a robot. And he can just fly to the moon or something..
He won't be found for a long time.. He has so much money, he could be anywhere, litteraly.
The robot idea is still best.
Anyways, No WOMD's were found because they're all underground or buried. Yeah, Sadam is probably a robot. And he can just fly to the moon or something..
He won't be found for a long time.. He has so much money, he could be anywhere, litteraly.
The robot idea is still best.
monkey_man wrote:
> Heh, this really made me laugh. I can see it now - all these marines
> walking around and him just sitting there, headlamps for eyes and a
> little moustache under his radiator grill. A bit like an evil Brum.
Excellent
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> Heh, this really made me laugh. I can see it now - all these marines
> walking around and him just sitting there, headlamps for eyes and a
> little moustache under his radiator grill. A bit like an evil Brum.
Excellent
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Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Probably the most sensible reason yet, actually.
Yup. Expect it to be leaked to the Evening Standard by Alistair Campbell very soon...
> Probably the most sensible reason yet, actually.
Yup. Expect it to be leaked to the Evening Standard by Alistair Campbell very soon...
Probably the most sensible reason yet, actually.
Heh, this really made me laugh. I can see it now - all these marines walking around and him just sitting there, headlamps for eyes and a little moustache under his radiator grill. A bit like an evil Brum.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> In fact, have they even tried to change some of the vehicles in
> Baghdad? He might be just sitting there, as a jeep, laughing at
> everyone, waiting until the time is right to turn into a space ship
> and fly to his Death Star type satellite.
I can imagine it right now.
> In fact, have they even tried to change some of the vehicles in
> Baghdad? He might be just sitting there, as a jeep, laughing at
> everyone, waiting until the time is right to turn into a space ship
> and fly to his Death Star type satellite.
I can imagine it right now.
Interesting theory. Do us a favor, Meka, and go read my short story in this forum. I would like someone to comment on it before I go to bed. Cheers.
Interesting theory, but he's actually a Thunderbird. If you look you can see the strings. In fact, he used to be John until they gave him a blow job. Err....spray job.
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