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"A warning"

To whomever decided to hack SR and use my name -
I do not take to people imitating me, and should you have been able to access my details, then I *will* find you and your details, either from members here or other means - and I will pay you a visit.

I'm not strutting or joking, I am 100% serious about this.
I will locate you and I will make you cry, don't think I can't or won't.
Because I'm stupid like that, and wherever you are in the country is easily reachable.

Whichever stupid little boy hacked SR and used my name, apologise or once I find out who you are and where you live, you will witness anger the likes of which you have never experienced.

I do NOT want stupid spam following this post, I do NOT want idiot schoolkids mouthing off.
You're in my world now and you mean precisely zero to me.

If they are feeling nautical, then quite possibly, yes.

Do baboons have sex in boats?

can't we let this topic die?

It's no wonder you haven't had sex in a boat, you're a baboon. And a portly one at that.

Well the joke's on you - I've never even had sex in a boat! Obesey!

Ah, see, we've had a misunderstanding here. You've taken me literally, assuming I meant the actual act of floating a boat, whereas I have used it as a metaphor for whatever interests you sexually.

Easy misunderstanding to make. Fatty.

Oops.

Water. Or beans, if it's a bath toy.

Whatever floats yer boat, my friend.

You just have an honourary beard?

I'm 17 and have barely a tache. Let's meet up and touch.