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"Hurry up and OD please"

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-12733019,00.html

Robbie "Threatens to quit"
Just do it then you attention-seeking, self-pitying self obsessed me-monkey.
"He says he cannot go out without being hassled by press and fans".
Probably should stop promoting yourself every single opportunity you get then?

Stupid, talentless gurning kareaoke singer.
Before his Knebworth shows (sold out in a matter of hours), he was on Virgin, Radio 1, Channel 4, Sky, eMpTyV, The Box, CD:UK.
You want to be left alone? Stop whoring yourself you baboon.
Please will someone point out that he'd be a lot more liked and his career would soar if he was found dead in a bathtub somewhere.

Because he's rock.

"Who would win a moustache fight between Hetfield and The Edge?"
"Do you ever phone Dave Mustaine and just laugh before hanging up?"
"Which album should I download to get an idea of what Metallica are like?"

"Does your age affect your palm-muting like it did with Rick Parfitt?"

"Why does Turjillo (sp?) waddle like a duck with a massive pair of balls weighing it down?"

"Bob Rock is responsible for making you sound gay. Discuss"

"Is Lars autistic? What's with the faces he pulls?"

Questions I've emailed to Q:

"Isn't it going to be a problem with Robert Trujillo being more rock than you all combined?"

"Did Lars eat Jason Newstead?"

"Suing fans for downloading music from Napster. Does that mean all NWOBHM groups are suing Lars for taping and playing their stuff in Cliff Burton's van, as reported by the Garage Inc sleevenotes?"

"Why is the S&M album so poor?"

Goatboy wrote:
> Same goes for "Sporty" Spice when she tried rock and got
> bottled offstage.


Ha ha, I remember that. I wonder why they don't play her first music video any more? Maybe because she was dressed in a tartan kilt and black vest, with short bleached hair, pretending to be a rock star? Not really the image you wanna portray to the (money spending) little kids, is it?

I hate her too.

One for James Hetfield - "Why do you look like General custer?"

True rock would be being discovered in a hotel room with a syringe in his eye.
Same goes for "Sporty" Spice when she tried rock and got bottled offstage.

And Q Magazine are taking suggestions for their 20 questions next month to Metallica.
*rubs hands*
This is too good to resist

Agreed. He sucks. And it's even worse he's classed as a "rock star". Meh.

I don't rate him as an artist, I don't rate him as a singer, I don't rate him as a human. He got paid £80m to sing some songs. That ain't right.