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"Hurry up and OD please"

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-12733019,00.html

Robbie "Threatens to quit"
Just do it then you attention-seeking, self-pitying self obsessed me-monkey.
"He says he cannot go out without being hassled by press and fans".
Probably should stop promoting yourself every single opportunity you get then?

Stupid, talentless gurning kareaoke singer.
Before his Knebworth shows (sold out in a matter of hours), he was on Virgin, Radio 1, Channel 4, Sky, eMpTyV, The Box, CD:UK.
You want to be left alone? Stop whoring yourself you baboon.
Please will someone point out that he'd be a lot more liked and his career would soar if he was found dead in a bathtub somewhere.

"I took drugs and like, I was so cool"

Robs sends out all the right messages to the kids......

He's such a cockmosexual.

"Why is Robbie Williams so guff-inducingly awful?"

Blank wrote:
> "Is St Anger really the best you could come up with?"

True.

"Have Kirk's balls dropped yet?"

"Is St Anger really the best you could come up with?"

"How's the duet with Pharrel Williams coming along?"

Goatboy wrote:
> "Is Lars autistic? What's with the faces he pulls?"

He always looks like he's singing along at first. Then you realise he's completely off the vocals, so he must be doing it in time with his drumming. Wrong again. Autism is a good enough explanation for me.

monkey_man wrote:
> "Is it true that you hate Napster because you're old and have no
> idea what a computer does - like my Dad?"
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Winner.

*Sniggers at Goaty and MM*

Lars isn't that fat! But the thing aboot Robert was so true! :0D

Pure Rawk Fury.

Goatboy wrote:
> "Suing fans for downloading music from Napster. Does that mean
> all NWOBHM groups are suing Lars for taping and playing their stuff
> in Cliff Burton's van, as reported by the Garage Inc
> sleevenotes?"

NWOBHM? :0|

"Is it true that you hate Napster because you're old and have no idea what a computer does - like my Dad?"

"I hear Fatboy Slim is producing your next album. True?"

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Same goes for "Sporty" Spice when she tried rock and got
> bottled offstage.
>
>
> Ha ha, I remember that. I wonder why they don't play her first music
> video any more? Maybe because she was dressed in a tartan kilt and
> black vest, with short bleached hair, pretending to be a rock star?
> Not really the image you wanna portray to the (money spending) little
> kids, is it?
>
> I hate her too.

And her accent. Bloody Northerners...I saw that to you in the the confidence I know you live in the South :D