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But they seem to be terribly uncomfortable in these boxers and shorts I'm wearing. I keep having to stick my hand down there and pulling my boxers out of my bumhole for some reason. Usually they are fine...hmmm.
Oh and to have a reason for this topic - I was thinking, can you actually squash your own balls? I done a search on Google for it yesterday but I couldn't find anything.
I remember when I use to wear pants, that was uncomfortable. I remember when I use to wear pants and my little friend use to grow. The pants didn't fit me anymore because he'd peep up to say hello.
Oh and to have a reason for this topic - I was thinking, can you actually squash your own balls? I done a search on Google for it yesterday but I couldn't find anything.
I remember when I use to wear pants, that was uncomfortable. I remember when I use to wear pants and my little friend use to grow. The pants didn't fit me anymore because he'd peep up to say hello.
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I knew someone with a deformed ball. He was at my mates Uni when I went down to visit him. We'd gone to the boozer and had a few jars and then everyone started demanded he "get his boll*ck out".
Needless to say, I was dismayed at this strange turn of events.
Even my mate shouted, "I'll give you a tenner if you can fit your ball in a pint glass!"
Apart from the utter revulsion of such an obscene statement, I knew my mate was going to lose money by uttering such a foolish wager.
More fool me.
After much cajoling, this guy finally got his scrotum out. It was massive. I kid you not - it was the size of my fist. My eyes almost dropped out of my head when I noticed the special leather harness he was wearing for it. Almost like a cowboy's holster, except his ball was the gun.
He then grabbed his empty pint glass and attempted to stuff his scrotum into the top to when the tenner. It was all to no avail. Ever tried putting your fist in a pint glass? Then you'll see what I mean. Seeing the sight of one man furiously smashing his scrotum in a vain attempt to fit it into a pint glass was one of the most bizarre things I've ever witnessed.
True story as well. I did not make it up.
Needless to say, I was dismayed at this strange turn of events.
Even my mate shouted, "I'll give you a tenner if you can fit your ball in a pint glass!"
Apart from the utter revulsion of such an obscene statement, I knew my mate was going to lose money by uttering such a foolish wager.
More fool me.
After much cajoling, this guy finally got his scrotum out. It was massive. I kid you not - it was the size of my fist. My eyes almost dropped out of my head when I noticed the special leather harness he was wearing for it. Almost like a cowboy's holster, except his ball was the gun.
He then grabbed his empty pint glass and attempted to stuff his scrotum into the top to when the tenner. It was all to no avail. Ever tried putting your fist in a pint glass? Then you'll see what I mean. Seeing the sight of one man furiously smashing his scrotum in a vain attempt to fit it into a pint glass was one of the most bizarre things I've ever witnessed.
True story as well. I did not make it up.
Your stories sicken me.
your mate drowns women ;)
Kiriyama wrote:
> But it is possible in the 0.01%?
I've done it a couple of times, I mean weeing while erect
> But it is possible in the 0.01%?
I've done it a couple of times, I mean weeing while erect
While you're sleeping? Doubt it!
No not sleeping, waking up in the morning with an erection
I'm dead I don't get erections anymore. :(
Who is silver ghost and why was he banned...
Server Ghost... whatever
USER REMOVED... WHATEVER!
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