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"My Balls Aren't That Big..."

But they seem to be terribly uncomfortable in these boxers and shorts I'm wearing. I keep having to stick my hand down there and pulling my boxers out of my bumhole for some reason. Usually they are fine...hmmm.

Oh and to have a reason for this topic - I was thinking, can you actually squash your own balls? I done a search on Google for it yesterday but I couldn't find anything.

I remember when I use to wear pants, that was uncomfortable. I remember when I use to wear pants and my little friend use to grow. The pants didn't fit me anymore because he'd peep up to say hello.

A bit crude :\

the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> Yeah... i couldn't wear trousers for ages....
>
> And i never had it done for religious reasons either.

We are so cool man.

People get circumsized when their foreskin is too tight and you can't pull it back. Luckily I'm normal so I have all my appendages still in place!

Twain wrote:
> It's really annoying when you wake up in the morning with one, but you
> an't remember what you were dreaming about to cause it!

Its testosterone, not a need for a pee whoever said that, fool.

Your testosterone is high in the wee hours - causing morning glory.

I must have low testesterone then :)

P@st@ wrote:
> Your testosterone is high in the wee hours - causing morning glory.
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Nope.
Nor does blood rush when you stand up.
It is an unconscious bodily reaction to prevent urinating in your sleep, because an erection blocks the urinary tract making it 99.9% impossible to urinate whilst erect.

But it is possible in the 0.01%?

Are you just randomly replying to every topic to get your name everywhere or something?

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> Yeah... i couldn't wear trousers for ages....
>
> And i never had it done for religious reasons either.
>
> We are so cool man.

Oh yeah!

Goatboy wrote:
> Are you just randomly replying to every topic to get your name
> everywhere or something?

No, it was a sensible question.