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"My Balls Aren't That Big..."

But they seem to be terribly uncomfortable in these boxers and shorts I'm wearing. I keep having to stick my hand down there and pulling my boxers out of my bumhole for some reason. Usually they are fine...hmmm.

Oh and to have a reason for this topic - I was thinking, can you actually squash your own balls? I done a search on Google for it yesterday but I couldn't find anything.

I remember when I use to wear pants, that was uncomfortable. I remember when I use to wear pants and my little friend use to grow. The pants didn't fit me anymore because he'd peep up to say hello.

gamezfreak wrote:
> BEARDS. wrote:
> The same way as anyone other man
>
> How the hell you meant to have a decent v***k without foreskin?

Well i wouldn't know what a "decent"v***k would be because i never v***ked when i was 6.

I seem to manage it now though...

Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Was there a reason you got the snip? Other than religious
>
> Urm my parents hated me?!?
>
> I'm not religious in any way, I am like part of the religion of
> nothingness.
>
> I was about 8 and my parents put me in hospital to have it cut off
> for 'health reasons'. Dunno what thats all about.
>
> Anyway, I awoke after in a white room, so white like heaven. I
> thought I was in Heaven. My willy had been chopped off.
>
> I had a month or so off school and nothing could touch my willy or it
> would cain like hell. Now you know why they do it when your first
> born most the time. If I got in the bath
> OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! My Mum made me a cardboard box thing
> which i ahd to lay between in bed so the quilt doesn't touch it, or
> it would hurt. My teacher came to see me once from school with a card
> from all the little kids saying get well soon (like they knew what
> was up with me), I remember running back in my room to the cardboard
> box as I was playing Lemmings in the other room.
>
> But yeah, now it rules, I have a trendy willy.

Yeah... i couldn't wear trousers for ages....

And i never had it done for religious reasons either.

Mine keeps peepin outta my "Cool Dude" boxers :D

And my balls hang lower than the shorts :0P

SHEEPY wrote:
> Was there a reason you got the snip? Other than religious

Urm my parents hated me?!?

I'm not religious in any way, I am like part of the religion of nothingness.

I was about 8 and my parents put me in hospital to have it cut off for 'health reasons'. Dunno what thats all about.

Anyway, I awoke after in a white room, so white like heaven. I thought I was in Heaven. My willy had been chopped off.

I had a month or so off school and nothing could touch my willy or it would cain like hell. Now you know why they do it when your first born most the time. If I got in the bath OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! My Mum made me a cardboard box thing which i ahd to lay between in bed so the quilt doesn't touch it, or it would hurt. My teacher came to see me once from school with a card from all the little kids saying get well soon (like they knew what was up with me), I remember running back in my room to the cardboard box as I was playing Lemmings in the other room.

But yeah, now it rules, I have a trendy willy.

Only on the weekends...

Drunk Cow wrote:
> I bought some Superman boxers

Do you were them over your trousers for that authentic superhero fit?

I bought some Superman boxers that feel great but they always get nudge between your bumhole when you walk. The more expensive they are...the more likely they are to get sucked into your ass.

pah

vank Mario?

Excellent isn't it. You'll never think of Patrick Moore in the same way again.

I had to spit out my tango then after remembering the image whilst drinking.