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"My Balls Aren't That Big..."

But they seem to be terribly uncomfortable in these boxers and shorts I'm wearing. I keep having to stick my hand down there and pulling my boxers out of my bumhole for some reason. Usually they are fine...hmmm.

Oh and to have a reason for this topic - I was thinking, can you actually squash your own balls? I done a search on Google for it yesterday but I couldn't find anything.

I remember when I use to wear pants, that was uncomfortable. I remember when I use to wear pants and my little friend use to grow. The pants didn't fit me anymore because he'd peep up to say hello.

A bit crude :\

Mess wrote:
> hehehe
>
> http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge

THATS HILARIOUS!

And it doesn't have any pictures of balls... well a basketball and a golfball..

This isn't my computer, so I can't look.

hehehe

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge

I never get Morning Glory or Morning Wood. I don't drink a great deal before I go to bed. If I do, I take a pees. But I have a really strong bladder. And a great peeing time. When I went to see T3 opening night, I had a king size cup of coke. When I got otu of the cinema, I peed for the better part of 2-3 minutes :)

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
>
> And Kyz, it's called 'Morning Wood.'
>
> It's morning glory.
>
> Happens everytime you wake up, the blood rushes from your head to the
> rest of your body and ya get a boner.
>
> Big problemo when you're woken up by the Postman knocking on the door
> with a recorded delivery (nearly put 'a package' there, that was
> close). The amount of times I've had to grab a big jumper to conceal
> the circus tent in my shorts.

Doesn't that make it a sight more obvious?

The medical/biological reason for morning glory is simple enough:

The unconcious reaction of the body to prevent involuntary urinating.
You're asleep and need a pee, so you achieve erection so you dont wet the bed.
Which is why it's not unknown for drunks to pee the bed/themselves - because alcohol is a diaretic (sp?) and promotes urinating, but the alcohol also prevents you from sporting a chubb - hence you pee yourself.

Boring but true.

phi11ip wrote:

> And Kyz, it's called 'Morning Wood.'

It's morning glory.

Happens everytime you wake up, the blood rushes from your head to the rest of your body and ya get a boner.

Big problemo when you're woken up by the Postman knocking on the door with a recorded delivery (nearly put 'a package' there, that was close). The amount of times I've had to grab a big jumper to conceal the circus tent in my shorts.

This topic is making me queasy :|

"I've always maintained that the decision to have a circumcision is best left up to the individual owner of the pinis is question. However, it is NOT an operation that should be performed on infants or young boys. In addition to consent being virtually impossible to obtain, it is dangerous to remove the foreskin before the pinis has fully developed, which in some cases may take *years*. "

Typical... TYPICAL...

But on the upper hand

"There are zero reported cases of penile cancer in circumcised males. "

w00t

"There are about 6 billion people in the world. About half are female. Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to v***k. Kinsey says 60% of women v***k. Surveys indicate that, of the women who do v***k, they average one or more times a week and an average v***king session lasts about 4 minutes.*

So, in any average 4 minute period,

6 x 10^9 x 0.5 x 5/7 x 0.60 x 1/(7x24x60) (per minute) x 4

Equals ... roughly half a million (500,000).

So, at any one time, about 500,000 women are v***king at the same time with you!

This also means that, when you orgasm from v***king, you are doing it in synchrony (during the same second) with about 20,000 women ... "

Great! Not that has anything to do with the foreskin... :P