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"I won, I won, I won!"

Guess what...I won! a competition at a gaming festival today for the new Nokia N-Gage mobile phone. It's not even out in the UK yet but when it does come out it's going to be around £200 but I'm getting it for free :D. It doesn't look very nice as a mobile but it's a great MP3 player, games console, Radio player etc and with blue tooth capabilities I can answer and make calls using a cool little headset instead. Anyway just thought I'd tell you all. The only downside is I bought a new mobile last month lol b|_|gger.

Now I'm all moist.

gerrid wrote:
> truncheons.

Yup, that's the one.

> Have you got a big truncheon that you slap people with?

More of a wumpping really.

> Is most of your training concerning hitting people with your big
> truncheon?

The best bits do.

> Is it extendable?

Yup, just the other day I was saying how I like to have 8 inches which can suddenly change to 17 inches hanging by my leg.

Police brutallity! Police Brutallity!! Ahem...anyway I didn't say it in my first post but a few posts later I tell you that the N-Gage was going to the person who got the fastest lap time on the japanese track on Moto GP for the N-Gage. I won with the time of 2:26.20 , I can get it down to about 2:20.00 ish if I'm on time trail though as you start at like 100 Mph +. Anyway I won today la la la!! **rejoices in the streets**

truncheons.
Have you got a big truncheon that you slap people with?
Is most of your training concerning hitting people with your big truncheon?
Is it extendable?

Anyway, you don't need to be attentive. You just need to be able to hit people with sticks.

I only read the first post...did it say it in there?

He already said English_Bloke, he already said.
Pay attention.
Jeeb, if you are this unattentive here, then you are going to fail POHLEESEMAN 101.

Yeah Cubist, well...um...I bet my shoes are bigger than yours. :D

What did you do to win it?

Calm Down

You won?

I couldn't give a toss.