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You are only allowed to read each question once! Anymore then that and you’re a dirty, rotten, stinking, cheater! Work as quickly as you can! You are meant to be timed, 3 minutes is all you are supposed to have. But seeing as how I can only see half of you at this particular moment, I can’t really keep check.
1. Do they have a 5th of November in America?
2. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty-one. How many have months have twenty-eight days?
3. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an oil lamp, oil heater and some kindling wood, which would you light first?
4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last?
5. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many did he have left?
6. How many animals of each species did moses take on to the Ark?
7. A man builds a house with four sides. A rectangular structure each having a southern exposure. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is the bear?
8. If you drove a bus with 42 people on it from London and stopped at Watford to pick up 7 more and drop off 5 people and at Luton you dropped off 8 people and picked up 4 and arrive at Edinburgh 20 hours later, what is the bus drivers name?
1. Do they have a 5th of November in America?
2. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty-one. How many have months have twenty-eight days?
3. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an oil lamp, oil heater and some kindling wood, which would you light first?
4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last?
5. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many did he have left?
6. How many animals of each species did moses take on to the Ark?
7. A man builds a house with four sides. A rectangular structure each having a southern exposure. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is the bear?
8. If you drove a bus with 42 people on it from London and stopped at Watford to pick up 7 more and drop off 5 people and at Luton you dropped off 8 people and picked up 4 and arrive at Edinburgh 20 hours later, what is the bus drivers name?
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I love these, I always make a fool out of myself...
English_Bloke wrote:
> You are only allowed to read each question once! Anymore then that and
> you’re a dirty, rotten, stinking, cheater! Work as quickly as you
> can! You are meant to be timed, 3 minutes is all you are supposed to
> have. But seeing as how I can only see half of you at this particular
> moment, I can’t really keep check.
>
>
>
> 1. Do they have a 5th of November in America?
>
> Yes
>
> 2. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty-one. How many have
> months have twenty-eight days?
>
> All of them.
>
> 3. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an
> oil lamp, oil heater and some kindling wood, which would you light
> first?
>
> The match
>
> 4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every
> half hour, how long would they last?
>
> One hour
>
> 5. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many did he have
> left?
>
> 9
>
> 6. How many animals of each species did moses take on to the Ark?
>
> Oh, nearly forgot. Moses...
>
> 7. A man builds a house with four sides. A rectangular structure each
> having a southern exposure. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is
> the bear?
>
> White, Polar Bear
>
> 8. If you drove a bus with 42 people on it from London and stopped at
> Watford to pick up 7 more and drop off 5 people and at Luton you
> dropped off 8 people and picked up 4 and arrive at Edinburgh 20 hours
> later, what is the bus drivers name?
Phillip
English_Bloke wrote:
> You are only allowed to read each question once! Anymore then that and
> you’re a dirty, rotten, stinking, cheater! Work as quickly as you
> can! You are meant to be timed, 3 minutes is all you are supposed to
> have. But seeing as how I can only see half of you at this particular
> moment, I can’t really keep check.
>
>
>
> 1. Do they have a 5th of November in America?
>
> Yes
>
> 2. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty-one. How many have
> months have twenty-eight days?
>
> All of them.
>
> 3. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an
> oil lamp, oil heater and some kindling wood, which would you light
> first?
>
> The match
>
> 4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every
> half hour, how long would they last?
>
> One hour
>
> 5. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many did he have
> left?
>
> 9
>
> 6. How many animals of each species did moses take on to the Ark?
>
> Oh, nearly forgot. Moses...
>
> 7. A man builds a house with four sides. A rectangular structure each
> having a southern exposure. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is
> the bear?
>
> White, Polar Bear
>
> 8. If you drove a bus with 42 people on it from London and stopped at
> Watford to pick up 7 more and drop off 5 people and at Luton you
> dropped off 8 people and picked up 4 and arrive at Edinburgh 20 hours
> later, what is the bus drivers name?
Phillip
Didn't the "Yup :c)" answer that Timmy? :cP
Yes, 100%, 4 out of 4.
Yes, 100%, 4 out of 4.
How did I do?
Clazon wrote:
> i rule at sarcasm/crap and jokes.
>
> :/
Yeah...
> i rule at sarcasm/crap and jokes.
>
> :/
Yeah...
Clazon wrote:
> DW wrote:
> 1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
> in second place. In which position are you now?
> 1st
*Slaps head*
> --------------------
>
> 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
> 1 before last, or you cant overtake yourself
Well...no...
> --------------------
>
> 3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
>
> Add another 1000.
>
> Add 30. Add 1000 again.
>
> Plus 20. Plus 1000.
>
> And plus 10.
>
> What is the total ?
> 5000
*Slaps head*
> --------------------
>
> 4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
>
> 1. Chacha
> 2. Cheche
> 3. Chichi
> 4. Chocho
> 5. ????
>
> Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
>
> chuchu
*Slaps head*
> DW wrote:
> 1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
> in second place. In which position are you now?
> 1st
*Slaps head*
> --------------------
>
> 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
> 1 before last, or you cant overtake yourself
Well...no...
> --------------------
>
> 3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
>
> Add another 1000.
>
> Add 30. Add 1000 again.
>
> Plus 20. Plus 1000.
>
> And plus 10.
>
> What is the total ?
> 5000
*Slaps head*
> --------------------
>
> 4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
>
> 1. Chacha
> 2. Cheche
> 3. Chichi
> 4. Chocho
> 5. ????
>
> Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
>
> chuchu
*Slaps head*
i rule at sarcasm/crap and jokes.
:/
:/
Yup. :c)
Mr Happy posted them on the 18/06/02 so I thought it was time to 'bring that back'. Or whatever. :cD
Mr Happy posted them on the 18/06/02 so I thought it was time to 'bring that back'. Or whatever. :cD
DW wrote:
> 1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
> in second place. In which position are you now?
> 1st
> --------------------
>
> 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
> 1 before last, or you cant overtake yourself
> --------------------
>
> 3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
>
> Add another 1000.
>
> Add 30. Add 1000 again.
>
> Plus 20. Plus 1000.
>
> And plus 10.
>
> What is the total ?
> 5000
> --------------------
>
> 4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
>
> 1. Chacha
> 2. Cheche
> 3. Chichi
> 4. Chocho
> 5. ????
>
> Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
chuchu
> 1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
> in second place. In which position are you now?
> 1st
> --------------------
>
> 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
> 1 before last, or you cant overtake yourself
> --------------------
>
> 3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
>
> Add another 1000.
>
> Add 30. Add 1000 again.
>
> Plus 20. Plus 1000.
>
> And plus 10.
>
> What is the total ?
> 5000
> --------------------
>
> 4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
>
> 1. Chacha
> 2. Cheche
> 3. Chichi
> 4. Chocho
> 5. ????
>
> Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
chuchu
1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying
in second place. In which position are you now?
Second.
--------------------
2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
You can't overtake the last runner! That means you would've been last-1!
--------------------
3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
Add another 1000.
Add 30. Add 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000.
And plus 10.
What is the total ?
4100.
--------------------
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Marie!
in second place. In which position are you now?
Second.
--------------------
2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
You can't overtake the last runner! That means you would've been last-1!
--------------------
3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
Add another 1000.
Add 30. Add 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000.
And plus 10.
What is the total ?
4100.
--------------------
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Marie!
English_Bloke wrote:
> 1. Do they have a 5th of November in America?
Yes.
> 2. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty-one. How many have
> months have twenty-eight days?
>
All of them
>
> 3. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an
> oil lamp, oil heater and some kindling wood, which would you light
> first?
>
The match
>
> 4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every
> half hour, how long would they last?
>
Half an hour
> 5. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many did he have
> left?
>
9 sheep
>
> 6. How many animals of each species did moses take on to the Ark?
>
Moses didn't; 'twas Noah
>
> 7. A man builds a house with four sides. A rectangular structure each
> having a southern exposure. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is
> the bear?
>
White: he is a polar bear (because the house is in the North Pole)
>
> 8. If you drove a bus with 42 people on it from London and stopped at
> Watford to pick up 7 more and drop off 5 people and at Luton you
> dropped off 8 people and picked up 4 and arrive at Edinburgh 20 hours
> later, what is the bus drivers name?
His name is my name
> 1. Do they have a 5th of November in America?
Yes.
> 2. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty-one. How many have
> months have twenty-eight days?
>
All of them
>
> 3. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an
> oil lamp, oil heater and some kindling wood, which would you light
> first?
>
The match
>
> 4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every
> half hour, how long would they last?
>
Half an hour
> 5. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many did he have
> left?
>
9 sheep
>
> 6. How many animals of each species did moses take on to the Ark?
>
Moses didn't; 'twas Noah
>
> 7. A man builds a house with four sides. A rectangular structure each
> having a southern exposure. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is
> the bear?
>
White: he is a polar bear (because the house is in the North Pole)
>
> 8. If you drove a bus with 42 people on it from London and stopped at
> Watford to pick up 7 more and drop off 5 people and at Luton you
> dropped off 8 people and picked up 4 and arrive at Edinburgh 20 hours
> later, what is the bus drivers name?
His name is my name
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