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"Go on, give this a try."

You are only allowed to read each question once! Anymore then that and you’re a dirty, rotten, stinking, cheater! Work as quickly as you can! You are meant to be timed, 3 minutes is all you are supposed to have. But seeing as how I can only see half of you at this particular moment, I can’t really keep check.



1. Do they have a 5th of November in America?



2. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty-one. How many have months have twenty-eight days?



3. If you had one match and entered a dark room where there was an oil lamp, oil heater and some kindling wood, which would you light first?



4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last?


5. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many did he have left?



6. How many animals of each species did moses take on to the Ark?



7. A man builds a house with four sides. A rectangular structure each having a southern exposure. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is the bear?



8. If you drove a bus with 42 people on it from London and stopped at Watford to pick up 7 more and drop off 5 people and at Luton you dropped off 8 people and picked up 4 and arrive at Edinburgh 20 hours later, what is the bus drivers name?

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phi11ip wrote:
> Ah good. I've got a pair of cufflinks that won't fit through the hole
> on one of my shirts.
>
> Any ideas?

Tricky one. I would say you have one of two options.

1. Inlarge the cuff holes, this has it's dangers though. Possible fraying, and even worse, possible over-cutting, complete mess.

2. Buy a shirt good enough for your quality cufflinks.

Soz

English_Bloke wrote:
> I’m learning cuffing techniques and self-defence at the moment, tis
> good stuff.

Ah good. I've got a pair of cufflinks that won't fit through the hole on one of my shirts.

Any ideas?

he he he cuffing techniques...


anyway, 6 months!! Na way, my friends boyfriend is doing time at the moment so I think I leave him to be the one in the group who's a stinker

Lil Ginge wrote:
> If I smack you with a baguette as with the jedi quiz will you arrest
> me?

Maybe, but the most you would get would be 6 months for assaulting a police officer, 3 of which you probably wouldn't serve.

I’m learning cuffing techniques and self-defence at the moment, tis good stuff.

English_Bloke wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Was that an embarrassed 'he he he' or the 'I'm being stupid he he
> he'
>
> It was a, “you used words with more then one syllable and took the
> mick out of me, so I’m going to acquiesce” he he he.
>
> :D
>
> Sorry Ginge, I will leave you alone now.

If I smack you with a baguette as with the jedi quiz will you arrest me?

*pokes tongue out*

phi11ip wrote:
> Was that an embarrassed 'he he he' or the 'I'm being stupid he he he'

It was a, “you used words with more then one syllable and took the mick out of me, so I’m going to acquiesce” he he he.

:D

Sorry Ginge, I will leave you alone now.

DW wrote:
> Didn't the "Yup :c)" answer that Timmy? :cP
>
> Yes, 100%, 4 out of 4.

Cool!

Was that an embarrassed 'he he he' or the 'I'm being stupid he he he'