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"Best Fart Ever"

This should be interesting in a smelly way.

Firstly, I declare myself the proud owner of the best fart ever already, but what's the best fart you've ever done. And don't try to be 'hard' and lie.

On an aeroplane, coming back from Turkey on Monday. I'd eaten something that my stomach didn't like a few days earlier and I was starting to feel ill from holding all the farts in. I decided to let a small one go to see if it would be safe to let the whole lot go.

Leaning to the side I let a little one go, but I got carried away and let rip a rather beefy fart, luckily the noise of the aeroplane covered the sound.

Upon smelling the fart, I decided to hide myself so I stuck my head in my bag on the floor and just listened to the 'urgh' noises coming from further and further down the aisle.

Within the paranoia of hoping nobody knew it was me was a sense of acheivement.

Plus it was quite amusing the fact that the toilet was behind me and everyone looked at the poor bloke walking out of it once the smell had filled the whole plane!

So, your best farts?

My sister's fart about 5 years ago in a lift was pretty good too. Especially my Dad having to explain to the people getting on that it was my sister who did it!

Bora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> "My girlfriend doesn't mind it when I fart in bed, it's only
> when I follow through that the petty arguements start"

:D

Timmargh wrote:
> Another friend of mine (I have two!)

:D

I just farted! It wasn't particularly good but it did make the dog sit up and look.

:-D

phi11ip wrote:
> Upon smelling the fart, I decided to hide myself so I stuck my head
> in my bag on the floor and just listened to the 'urgh' noises coming
> from further and further down the aisle.

ROFL!!

Brilliant. :D

Don't fart as much as I used to when I was a kid, but, boy, have I done some stinkers in my time! Italian food gets me the worst - I'll be farting all day and they're so bad even I have to try and waft them off (you know it's bad when even you can't stand it)

Oh, and beer, usually Fosters or Bud has me farting every five minutes. Not nice when you're in a small room watching TV with a load of mates. It doesn't impress the girls...

My mate farts all the time. He's the ass master.

The best farts are ones with multiple notes. For example, the one my brother did once that was a loud "phrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!" followed by quieter "pheep, pheep".

Timmargh wrote:
> I just farted! It wasn't particularly good but it did make the dog sit
> up and look.
>
> :-D

*

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> The best farts are ones with multiple notes. For example, the one my
> brother did once that was a loud "phrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!"
> followed by quieter "pheep, pheep".

What a brilliant description!

Thank you. It's gonna be my major.

No im sorry, no one can beat me at farting.
Im relying on it as like a backup job when i flunk school.