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Ali - have you read my reviews?
Just want a bit of feedback if you can :)
> Hmmmm....well Dan I wish you well therefore I am well wisher...in
> that I don't wish you any SPECIFIC harm!
It's buggging me that I can't remember where that quote's from...
Is it Red Dwarf?
Maybe.
Blackadder?
Perhaps.
Someone help me out of my misery here :)
> air guitar...)
..Hmmmm...pretend air guitar, am I missing something?
Anyway, you know this conker game I really think it should be a UK exclusive, I mean the americans are not going to inderstand, 'Can you lend me a fiver?' and 'Are you callin' Me a Scouser!' I just think that the game's US rating's will drop when peple play the game but over here it will be a hit but time will tell....
The Game
(F1 theme tune (when it was on BBC) starts...)
(Dan2K1 leaps into the air with his pretend air guitar...)
"Chain will keep us together..."
"Welcome everybody!"
(He's gone mad 'cos Blackburn won you know)
"Phantasy Star Online is still in it's cellophane..."
(Shenmue is superb, when's Daytona out?)
"Chase the sun..."
(Everyone really should be listening to Mauro Picotto Iguana by now)
"I will never be forced to speak my own mind"
(It used to be good, back in t'olden days)
"If you fail me again, I'll have to steal your soul"
(Are there really more Dreamcast owners than Playstation 2 owners?)
"Half Life IS the best PC game of all time, the Dreamcast version is even better"
(When Microsoft is 6 months pregnant with X-Box you should expect some impessive advertising)
"If Nintendo wanted to rule the console market they'd do it with a machine named simply 'Pokemon'"
(When someone can tell me where my watch went, I'd be very grateful)
"To know you are insane defeats the object of insanity, and so a true madman will never be aware of his state of mind"
(If you give me your email address I can help you make that extra £50 a week...)
"Irrelevence is the key - give them something fresh new and slightly scary and it'll sell by the bucket load, no matter what it is"
(If you're still reading then you may well want to grab some fresh air)
"If Sony hadn't worked with Nintendo that night, Goldeneye would've had a dozen sequels"
(If there's anything that graphically surpasses Soul Calibur within the next 6 months, I will take a look...)
"To deny everything is sheer genius, but to accept everything is even better"
(Applaud me know if you want, this will never stop...)
"And it is with great pleasure that I announce the following REDUNCIES - Al
I can't stop listening to it!
(I've still got AYBABTU running in another window, it's fantastic)