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"Britney Spears game"

Rumour has it that Britney herself is to appear in her very own PS2 game - but what type of game should it be? We would like to hear your suggestions for what type of game Britney Spears should appear in and please, no obscene posts, we all know what you are thinking...!

Rumour has it that Britney herself is to appear in her very own PS2 game - but what type of game should it be? We would like to hear your suggestions for what type of game Britney Spears should appear in and please, no obscene posts, we all know what you are thinking...!

A dancing game with one of those daft mats no doubt.

How about Britneys Super Punch out?

A fighter in which you get to beat the crap out of your pop rivals?

How about a Terminator rip off where she has to travel back to the past to bump off Christina Aguilera's parents?

Or a game set 15 minutes in the future, when she's no longer famous :-?

A version of "Big Game Hunter" where you get to track Ms Spears through the Pepsi Headquarters, following the overwhelming stench of mediocrity until you come across her in the marketing dept.

I suggest "Corporate Shill Hunter", and this could be a franchise, a la Tomb Raider, just imagine...
"Billy Hunter" "A1 Hunter"...the possibility is endless.

Hell, I'd buy one

Yeah, isn't it "Stepping Selection" or something like that? One of those dancing games with a mat, as already mentioned.

Still, whether you love her music or hate it, you gotta admit you wouldn't kick her out of bed in the morning.

Except to go and make your breakfast. ;-)

If it kept her from singing for a bit might be worth it.

Although I fear banality-by-contact would consume me and I would stumble round promoting a soft-drink.

I say go with the "Corporate Shill Hunter" and enjoy. You know, deep down, when you reach her hiding behind a Britney Doll display and you line up the sight, pull the trigger and unleash "Janis Joplin Death-Ray" whilst screaming
"This is how a woman is supposed to sing you mediocre, talentless soft-drink pushing hack!!!!!" - You would feel a lot better.

Come on, the girl can sing - she's got a great pair of lungs. And by lungs I mean breathing instruments. How about a Lara Croft style adventure game? She could send sonic blasts at her enemies and incapacitate them with her singing and pretty schoolgirl looks.

It's ok Ali, you've been clouded on this issue, as have so many others
*s*

Britney Spears, for the record, cannot sing. Her voice is over-produced and live(hahahaha) is performed to a backing track because "of the energetic dance routines".
Syuuuuuuuure, that's right.

May I suggest you listen to Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin, Tina Turner, Shirley Bassey and then you will see that "Corporate Shill Hunter" makes perfect sense.

Please, don't confuse celebrity with talent.
And neither can anyone use the "she got to number one therefore..." argument,because if that is true, you have to validate The Teletubbies as a musical talent.

C'mon P**si, have the courage to go with my idea,you'd sell millions and millions of copies, and the franchise...oh my lord the money you could make.

What about an endurance style game where you have to blow air into her head?

Nice.
I have a shockwave game on my comp like that, but it isn't her head.