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"I've Got A Date."

Yessirreee...

I pulled an American (hence the topic title - I'm not trying to be American. Honest) girl at a party and gave her a ring a few days later. Amazingly, she still wants to meet up with me. So I told her I'd see her next week. Nice.

But what I want to know is, are there any decent places in Whitechapel to go?

I was thinking about the Scream pub in Stepney Green or the Vibe Bar in Brick Lane. Any more suggestions?

Goat, where is The Light exactly?

Take her on a tour of Jack the Rippers hunting ground. That's romantic.

Alternatively you could buy a bottle of Buckfast and go sit at:

a) Bus Stop
b) Children's Park

Classy

I suggest the East is East curry house.
Great fun for all involved. But what I would actually suggest would be to go to Sainsbury's and buy some of their delicious sand-witches (it's a strange combination), and then eat them in the car park with your new beau.

The Light in Shoreditch is busy, but not packed. Reasonably cheap booze (£4.90 for 2 vodka tonics), music is loud enough to get ya going but not so you have to shout.

Plus, if you do well enough, at the end of the night she'll say "Get your coat, Goat, you've pulled".
Then you let her pay the £8 for a taxi back to her place in Bethnal Green, stay till Saturday afternoon and go home on the tube with a hangover and a strut that would put John Travolta to shame.

I have many dates because I'm a sex machine

But not where you live

The Light on Shoreditch road, just down from Bishop's Gate is cool for a Friday/Sat.
Cargo on Rivington St is purdy damn good most weekends as well.
Brick Lane you got 93ft East, ok but a bit posuer.
Or get mashed in Cantaloupe, stop for bagels on Brick Lane and then go to the Spread Eagle pub in Hoxton - that's got strippers that has.

Failing that, get her jellied eels, say "Gor blimey guvnor" and stuff your hand down her top.

Firebrand wrote:
> No offence, but I couldn't go out with an american bird. The accent
> would do my 'ead in.

You could live with the accent if you saw this girl. And she's cool. Which is a supreme bonus.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Rule one: Don't ask people on an internet chat room for advice on a
> date. If it goes wrong, you can't tell her 'But... but it was Mr
> Snuggly's idea!'

Good rule, but I just wanted an indication of how foolish other forum members are. I know where we'll go for the "date" (I HATE that word.) but I wanted to see if anyone else knew of any decent places. NOT Ye Olde Axe in Hackney Road.

No offence, but I couldn't go out with an american bird. The accent would do my 'ead in.