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"Important News for SR members"

Following the recent surge in senseless posts on these forums I feel I should let it be known that i have appointed myself as the SR counsellor and psychologist.

Instead of banning/warning people, the plan is now to correct the offending people, by mentally re-adjusting them.This (mammoth) task is of course to be undertaken by me.

Feel free to come forward with your problems and I shall resolve them for you.In confidence in this very thread.

tigamilla wrote:
> MEntal

Why is the 'ME' in mental in capitals?

Are you trying to tell us you are mental? :D

tigamilla wrote:

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> THE CURE:

They make me depressed. Dredd song was good.
>
> For you Hedfix I suggest a top shelf mag (view three times a day) and
> we'll have another session to see what progress you've made

But daer Dr you've missed the obvious internet relief available to your patients.

Hedfix wrote:
> Icarus wrote:
> My tubes are warm. What's the best way to cool them down?
>
> An old salty remedy. Caution may result in unexpected pregnancy.

<--I have to applaud that

*approving nod

Icarus wrote:
> My tubes are warm. What's the best way to cool them down?

An old salty remedy. Caution may result in unexpected pregnancy.

Icarus wrote:
> My tubes are warm. What's the best way to cool them down?

GRRRRRR

THaTS NOT a MEntal pRoblem <--Stress

Hedfix wrote:
>More dirty references

THE CURE:

For you Hedfix I suggest a top shelf mag (view three times a day) and we'll have another session to see what progress you've made

My tubes are warm. What's the best way to cool them down?

tigamilla wrote:
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> Err use the soft cloth for that

You mean the orderly's undies?

tigamilla wrote:
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> see i can do it :D

Yes. I've seen the footage and it wasn't pretty. :P

Hedfix wrote:
> SR 'members' huh?
>
> Is there anything you'd like to share with us Tig?

There my first real case... you have a severe case of "dirty mindedness"

see i can do it :D