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"Important News for SR members"

Following the recent surge in senseless posts on these forums I feel I should let it be known that i have appointed myself as the SR counsellor and psychologist.

Instead of banning/warning people, the plan is now to correct the offending people, by mentally re-adjusting them.This (mammoth) task is of course to be undertaken by me.

Feel free to come forward with your problems and I shall resolve them for you.In confidence in this very thread.

Heh Classic Freudian attack. Always bring the topic onto the subjects mother. :D

MUM!!!!! NOOoooo anything but that, she'll make me listen to an hour by hour description of Tubby's day.(the world's thickest cat, both in dimension and brain power)

*Panic

And for the RSCPA - I ill tell them about about your slug dissolving experiments

*Sulks

Now how am i supposed to help anyone??

*sends in the RSPCA and Tigs mum to give him a good talking to*

Ha!

*gives drugged steak to great dane which still has a preference for meat over stick, despite intensive training by its owner

*lets big stick chasing great dane into the thread*

*stands guard with BIG stick (found it in the park)

*runs in and out of the thread*

:P :P

Hedfix your BANNED from this thread for causing disrupting and confusing the poor counsellor, also for suggesting unthinkable things regarding Nintendo.

:P

*watches Nintendo refuse to supply SR* :D

They compliment each other nicely;

Brand new PC - loads of storage space, DVD drive, smooth video playback
Free internet - static porn
Broadband internet - Massive porn downloads as pointed out by Mystique

etc...Now you see the plan