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"Important News for SR members"

Following the recent surge in senseless posts on these forums I feel I should let it be known that i have appointed myself as the SR counsellor and psychologist.

Instead of banning/warning people, the plan is now to correct the offending people, by mentally re-adjusting them.This (mammoth) task is of course to be undertaken by me.

Feel free to come forward with your problems and I shall resolve them for you.In confidence in this very thread.

Secret key swapping in Matt's loft.

Thanks a lot 'Asher'

I could've got my PS1 down from the loft to play it, but i refused, thinking that I'd be having it from you.

But NOOOOO.

Now I can't get it down for another few months because of some strange decorating work or something...

Oh dear

@ng3l wrote:
> Dear, SR counsellor,
>
>no-one likes me etc...

thats because your name is displayed in red, and the regulars are mean to newbies because its part of the acceptance test.

once u've become regular things will improve and you will be loved by one and all...We dooo love you

*((hug))*

Asher D wrote:
> I have a strange lump on top of my neck and I can't figure out what it
> is.



Avoid public toilets - sounds like ur feeling the wrong neck

Tribute wrote:
> Is this a desperate plea for attention.
>

Do not speak ill of your counsellor, that is the second time you have insulted your forum counsellor the first time being when you referred to him as "a spammer dude who posts crappy comments and will be gone aftera while"

THE CURE:

Chill out have a cup of PG tips and read ashers pulling advice

Dear, SR counsellor,

Not so long ago i was banned from this forum, due to the fact i was somewhat a naughty little @ngel, So my wings were taken away. I then apoligeised for my behavior to SR staff and they let me reuse the forum and my wings were returned. Now that im back i feel like im disliked by alot of people on the boards and i dont seem to fit in.I just want to be a loving part of this forum but feel im not given the chance. Please please help me become settled with everyone. Im on the verge of a mental breakdown.

@ng3l



LoL...great agony column you got going here!!!

GET OVER IT!

It's a lot of hassle for me. And it's a crap game.

Buy it.

Is this a desperate plea for attention.

And Asher, if you're here - PREMIER MANAGER 98!

I have a strange lump on top of my neck and I can't figure out what it is.