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"I hate the school holidays"

Right, if you are in a club then you should be over 18, right? This is what I was always told as a 17/18/19/20/etc year old. And yet here I am feeling like a bit of a knob because some bird tells me she is 19 but is in fact 17 and still at school. I have almost no morals about this kind of thing but, still, being at school somehow transgresses them.

So, apart from the usual WTF!!???, I have a few questions:

Why (apart from the obvious) do bouncers admit schoolgirls into clubs?
Why are the school holidays so freaking long?
Why can I tell the difference between a 17 year old boy and a 25 year old boy, but not do the same for girls?
Why do I keep going to the sort of club where this sort of misunderstanding will occur?

And why, why do I still have principles when my life would be much more enjoyable without them?

Boobs.
Two of em.
Yey.

Black Demon wrote:
> from the busted video, year 3000.
>
> triple breasted women etc.

They stole that from Total Recall.

The b*stards.

Considering the state I was in when I wrote this topic, the spelling is very good.

what if they are ghay?

Miserableman wrote:
> I just jiggle my boobs at the doormen and they let me through

I just jiggle your boobs ar the doormen and they let me through

britney baby wrote:
> Ineedsleep wrote:
> smithy wrote:
>
> with breasts hanging left right and centre
>
> You know girls with 3 breasts? Which planet are they from?
>
> the year 3000!!

i've already said that. underwater etc.

you lose

bah newbies nowadays

:cD

Ineedsleep wrote:
> smithy wrote:
>
> with breasts hanging left right and centre
>
> You know girls with 3 breasts? Which planet are they from?

the year 3000!!

I just jiggle my boobs at the doormen and they let me through

from the busted video, year 3000.

triple breasted women etc.

smithy wrote:

> with breasts hanging left right and centre

You know girls with 3 breasts? Which planet are they from?