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A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.
I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...
Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)
> Yes. Up...down...up...down...
>
> Gets boring...trying spicing things up...like, erm, I dunno...
...singing the Royal anthem??
Gets boring...trying spicing things up...like, erm, I dunno...
GRIP! up down up down up down up down...??
Ha, that's pathetic. Can't he work it out for himself?
Okay, give the lad tips on wánkíng, pulling, kissing and having secks. Okay?
The person said "Pulling". I thought he meant pulling his cóck. :cD :cD
Easy mistake. So how do you pull? Heh. What does he mean by pull then? :cP
Still, he's young, so he could still do with tips on wánkíng.
Who is it?