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"I don't know how this is gunna come out... *HELP REQUIRED*"

Firstly, I'd like to stress, this isn't for me.

A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.

I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...

Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)

Good work MoJo. I'm sure Hercules really appreciates it.

I don't want it, he does *points*

He asked me cos he thought I was an, erm, trustworthy, helpful person. And I am. :cD

Ant told me I would get stick for this, but I said I couldn't care. And I can't. :c)

Make sure you're alone. Get some grade A quality porn. Close the curtains/doors/windows etc. Whip it out. Massage it until it's erect. Grip it with your hand (I use my left, although I'm right handed - it's a long story) about three quarters of the way up and peel the forskin back and forth carefully. Get faster as you get more aroused. As you're about to shoot, stop. Wait a few seconds, then start again. Repeat until half an hour has passed, then stand back - you may take your eye out.

Now, what to do with it? Some shoot into bog roll, then put that in the toilet, others shoot straight into their boxers or even on the floor. Do whatever you want. Get some air freshener, spray the room and yourself and there you go.

This is going to get me banned, isn't it?

Have fun, DW. Thanks for getting me banned.

speak for yourself.

i was hoping that was the case.

Only joking

*runs like the wind sniggering of thought of boy 'doing it'*

sorry Lil Ginge

typo honestly

Black Demon wrote:
> Lil Gringe

I just had to quote this...

one day there was nothing then the next, KABOOM and Lil Gringe bacame a man.

It's you?
What happened? Did one just sprout out of nowhere?

:D