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A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.
I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...
Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)
> guys are easy
>
> GRIP! up down up down up down up down...??
girls are easy.
stroke stroke stroke stroke, up up up up stroke stroke stroke bend fingers stroke stroke stroke.
Or something like that, trying not to get banned here :-)
Only a quick bit of fun cos she was only popping round to my sisters house/checking up on me, so wasn't as memorable as other times.
Still good though.
;-)
Try lying down. And getting a girl to do it for you. :-)
my mum is in bed with my dad, sleeping i hope.
> go for it.
>
> woooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo
>
> *cowboy woop*
Unless your mum's around, in which case, shsssh.
woooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooo
*cowboy woop*
FOLLOW YOUR HEART.
> A fairly detailed description.
You forgot to mention the lube though.