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Firstly, I'd like to stress, this isn't for me.
A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.
I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...
Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)
A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.
I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...
Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)
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You have cool stats. :c|
*reads thread and some responses*
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You need strong forearms.
And whatever you do make sure you don't put your other arm underneath her. After too long it will be extremely painful..
And whatever you do make sure you don't put your other arm underneath her. After too long it will be extremely painful..
Helpful tips.
Years of practice :-)
Years of practice :-)
Yes.
Uncle Asher and his helpful tips.
Uncle Asher and his helpful tips.
Funny and true.
Asher D wrote:
> you won't be embarassed trying to poke her in various places to look for > an opening.
Made me laugh out loud. :cD
> you won't be embarassed trying to poke her in various places to look for > an opening.
Made me laugh out loud. :cD
Also if you get head or tossed it's not exactly hard to do, all you have to do is sit down.
I don't want to venture into *alternative fingering* too much, but just replace fingers with long red thing that lies in between teeth in mouth.
Please don' ban me.
I'm helping a poor lost young boy learn how to make women have orgasms.
Good god, I'm evil...
I don't want to venture into *alternative fingering* too much, but just replace fingers with long red thing that lies in between teeth in mouth.
Please don' ban me.
I'm helping a poor lost young boy learn how to make women have orgasms.
Good god, I'm evil...
I think seeing the dude wants tips on pulling, and no-one has actually delivered that advice yet, I think I should.
Also your all ugly mutha funtas with no lives and I'm cool and sexy ;-D
Er, well, i guess your talking about pulling at parties, cos when your out on a date, all you need to do is try and get one straightforward kiss in, and the girls actions after that will tell you whether to carry on or stop. At your age I'm guessing that a first pull should be pretty normal. Just basically a relentless barrage of normal kisses, except with the exception that you don't pause in between each one. That should get you in there.
Don't worry about tongues or anything, cos that'd be something to experiment with later on in the relationship, you wont find yourself haviong tongue sex on day one, and the girl will probably be as unexperienced as you, so you can both learn, with a bit of honesty and modesty.
As for parties, yeah, basically the same. Normal kisses in a row, unless it's someone you know a lot or something in which case you'll feel comfortable with more 'advanced techniques' anyway.
Also, to be blunt, if you do pull and you get to hit the pu$$y (don't ban me, i'm doing him a favour), don't worry if you don't know quite where it is. No boy honesty does at your age, so just search for it, but start at the top and go down slowly, stroking and massaging, so she'll think it's just part of the act and you won't be embarassed trying to poke her in various places to look for an opening.
The rest is pretty obvious really. Lots of stroking and eventual bending of fingers.
Please dont ban me.
Also your all ugly mutha funtas with no lives and I'm cool and sexy ;-D
Er, well, i guess your talking about pulling at parties, cos when your out on a date, all you need to do is try and get one straightforward kiss in, and the girls actions after that will tell you whether to carry on or stop. At your age I'm guessing that a first pull should be pretty normal. Just basically a relentless barrage of normal kisses, except with the exception that you don't pause in between each one. That should get you in there.
Don't worry about tongues or anything, cos that'd be something to experiment with later on in the relationship, you wont find yourself haviong tongue sex on day one, and the girl will probably be as unexperienced as you, so you can both learn, with a bit of honesty and modesty.
As for parties, yeah, basically the same. Normal kisses in a row, unless it's someone you know a lot or something in which case you'll feel comfortable with more 'advanced techniques' anyway.
Also, to be blunt, if you do pull and you get to hit the pu$$y (don't ban me, i'm doing him a favour), don't worry if you don't know quite where it is. No boy honesty does at your age, so just search for it, but start at the top and go down slowly, stroking and massaging, so she'll think it's just part of the act and you won't be embarassed trying to poke her in various places to look for an opening.
The rest is pretty obvious really. Lots of stroking and eventual bending of fingers.
Please dont ban me.
Ant wrote:
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> I'll give you a clue.
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> It's a boy.
Seriously?
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> I'll give you a clue.
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> It's a boy.
Seriously?
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