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"I don't know how this is gunna come out... *HELP REQUIRED*"

Firstly, I'd like to stress, this isn't for me.

A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.

I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...

Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)

This topic is getting funneh.

Okay, give the lad tips on wánkíng, pulling, kissing and having secks. Okay?

He needs tips?

Ha, that's pathetic. Can't he work it out for himself?

He's having trouble finding his pénís (pe n is is filtered too :c|) ;c)

guys are easy

GRIP! up down up down up down up down...??

Awww, bless.

Yes. Up...down...up...down...

Gets boring...trying spicing things up...like, erm, I dunno...

DW wrote:
> Yes. Up...down...up...down...
>
> Gets boring...trying spicing things up...like, erm, I dunno...

...singing the Royal anthem??

up...down...left...right?

*Starts wánkíng*

God Save our Queen...

Fun at first, boring after a while.

Singing the National Anthem whilst wánkíng up, then down, then left, then right is very fun!

Black Demon wrote:
> up...down...left...right?

hmm..this is what my driving instructor yells at me?!