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A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.
I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...
Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)
DW you got yourself a stereotypical blonde there, no offense to any blondes.
"The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St George is just for London, isn't it?"
"I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland."
"What's asparagus? Do you grow it?"
To Jonny when the others were complaining about him while he was lying in bed: "You'll interiate." (As opposed to "deteriorate".)
To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: "You see those things... don't think I'm being daft... but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?"
Jade picks up a photo of PJ on holiday by the sea.
Jade: "Is that where you live?"
PJ: "Yeah, Birmingham seaside."
Jade: "Have they not got seasides in Birmingham?"
"Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here"
Tim suggested Jade move to the US, to which she replied: "They do speak English there don't they?"
When asked by Big Brother to name two vegetables in the garden: "Strawberries and spuds".
"Rio de Janeiro, ain't that a person?"
"They were trying to use me as an escape goat."
"Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain."
On the final day, in the garden: "Are they really filming us out here? I look like a state."
*applause*
> She can still be dumb and have alot of money its not as if she really
> really earned it.
She earned it for being comical. If she wasn't in BB3, it would have sucked...big time.
> Shes thick as pig Shyte and anyone who watched big
> brother could see how stupid she was.
She's not as intelligent as some people, but she's not as 'thick as pig Shyte', whatever that is.
> And the way she talks arrggh so annoying. Well not everyone! your stupid > enough to think someting of her
Stupid? Hah! Jealousy is kicking in, methinks.
I'd love to be like her.