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"I don't know how this is gunna come out... *HELP REQUIRED*"

Firstly, I'd like to stress, this isn't for me.

A member of SR; they've asked to remain nameless; has asked me on tips for spanking the monkey.

I laughed a bit and told Ant, who laughed a lot. I didn't mention him, so no worries...

Anyway, give this unnamed SR member some tips please. I'll be giving him a link. And again, I stress, this isn't for me. I'm cool at wánkíng (why is wa nk ing filtered?)

Black Demon wrote:
> PROBLEM: You have typed more most of your post in CAPITAL letters.
> Some people find this discourteous, as it gives the impression you
> are shouting, and is not allowed on these forums.
>
> I HATE YOU ALL GO AWAY. YOUA LL LIKE 20 BUT I'M ONLY JUST 13 SO LEAVE
> ME ALONE SO WHAT I DID ASK FOR A BIT OF 'MANLY' ADVICE, THEN I SON
> FOUND OUT DW WASN'T THE MAN I THOUGHT HE WAS.
>
> SO JUST GO AWAY ARE YOUR LIVES SO SAD THAT YOU CARE WHAT SOMEONE SAY
> ON A CHATROOM LIKE THIS ABOUT 'SPANKING THE MONKEY', 'PULLING'.
>
> YOU KNOW WHAT I COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT I DON'T
> PROPERL KNOW ANYONE ON THIS SITE APART FROM ONE, WHO I WON'T NAME
> INCASE YOU ALL START HAVING A GO AT HIM, AND KN WING DW HE WILL TELL
> YOU ALL ANYWAY.
>
> SO PLEASE JUST GIMME A BREAK. I AM THINKING MAYBE I WON'T LEAVE, THAT
> WOULD JUST BE LETTING YOU ALL WIN. SO PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE IF I DO
> stay.

So Lil Bro, you found it funny at the time did you?

:)

Yep, was funny at the time, not as.

Why don't the pics work anymore?

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

Come on Alec, you've gotta see the funny side of this. It was like, the greatest ever post. :cD

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MoJoJoJo wrote:
> As you're about to shoot, stop. Wait a few seconds, then start again.
> Repeat until half an hour has passed, then stand back - you may take
> your eye out.


Asher D wrote:
> she'll think it's just part of the act and you won't be embarassed
> trying to poke her in various places to look for an opening.



Superb.

Wow, look what I found.

Don't reply...just read. ;c)

Very entertaining. I'm sure even Angel and Alec see the funny side of this. ;c)

I nearly píssséd myself laughing reading Asher's tips on what happens if you ever get that far.

Memories...

Ant wrote:
> Awwww, DW gave it away, I was having fun with my utterly useless clues
> as well. :(

No, he admitted it was him in another topic.

Awwww, DW gave it away, I was having fun with my utterly useless clues as well. :(

Yes. Yes I do.