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Genius, no flies on George.
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No characters to identify with at all. Where's the Han Solo for adults, where's the Skywalker for kids? Where's the comic relief droids?
A little kid, a morose Qui-Gon, a stone faced Obi-Wan.
And Lucas just pulled that midichlorian thing out of his ass, no mention of it in Clones or the 1st 3 movies.
Terrible film.
Attack was ok, but I can only watch the beginning, the chase through the city after Padme's assasination attempt and the finale.
He can't write.
He's borderline autistic.
But don't mess with the first three Lucas, or I'll stick my foot down your throat.
Don't much around with the holy trinity, you no-necked jowly check-shirt wearing despot.
You lucked out with Star Wars, Irwin Kershner saved your ass and gave most people's favourite episode - despite your whinings about budget and plot.
Phantom Menace stank, Attack of The Clones was bilge and the next episode will stench the cinema like a week-dead dog in the sun.
And you know what makes me angry?
The fact I'll go watch it and buy it for completeness just as I have done with the other two.
I thought maybe they'd be better on DVD, he'd put back the good bits he chopped out.
But no.
Lucas needs a beating.
It was about Lucas!
LUCAS!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!