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On my holiday I noticed a great number of young families, the majority of them from England.
Now, why is it when people from this country go on holiday they expect every country to speak perfect English and if not they feel insulted. Yet the vast majority in this country can't speak a word of a foreign language.
So I tried to learn a bit of Spanish before I went on holiday... just the usual holidays stuff. Can I have a beer please? been one of the ones used most.
So yeah I talked Spanish as much as I could. Yet out at dinner I kept seeing the same scene.
Parent: Awright Waitur... yes we'll av noogets and chips
Waiter: Sorry
Parent: NOO GATS AND CHE EPS
Waiter: Yes
Parent: NOOTHUR NOOGETS AND CHEEPS
Parent: An two *plus two fingers* steaks el BISTRO and 2 pints o lager
Waiter: Thank you
Parent: And she was like...
And at a bar I ordered a beer
Guy: Oi mate, they talk proper English here (yes he said that)
Me: I know
Guy: Why you talk like them then?
Me: Erm well (to avoid insulting him and getting a beating) it makes a change
Then he looked at me as if I farted in his mother's face.
So yeah
NOOGATS AND CHEEPS
D'Y KNOW SPEAK ENGARALISH?
Now, why is it when people from this country go on holiday they expect every country to speak perfect English and if not they feel insulted. Yet the vast majority in this country can't speak a word of a foreign language.
So I tried to learn a bit of Spanish before I went on holiday... just the usual holidays stuff. Can I have a beer please? been one of the ones used most.
So yeah I talked Spanish as much as I could. Yet out at dinner I kept seeing the same scene.
Parent: Awright Waitur... yes we'll av noogets and chips
Waiter: Sorry
Parent: NOO GATS AND CHE EPS
Waiter: Yes
Parent: NOOTHUR NOOGETS AND CHEEPS
Parent: An two *plus two fingers* steaks el BISTRO and 2 pints o lager
Waiter: Thank you
Parent: And she was like...
And at a bar I ordered a beer
Guy: Oi mate, they talk proper English here (yes he said that)
Me: I know
Guy: Why you talk like them then?
Me: Erm well (to avoid insulting him and getting a beating) it makes a change
Then he looked at me as if I farted in his mother's face.
So yeah
NOOGATS AND CHEEPS
D'Y KNOW SPEAK ENGARALISH?
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I don't speak Sheept
It died out in the 15th century
It died out in the 15th century
You should have spoken Sheept to them all.
HEh.
Holiday rep on the bus: Cala'n Bosch translates to Bay of the Germans.
English guy in row behind me: Oim not comin' back 'ere then.
Comedy.
English guy in row behind me: Oim not comin' back 'ere then.
Comedy.
Heh.
That made me larf.
That made me larf.
On my holiday I noticed a great number of young families, the majority of them from England.
Now, why is it when people from this country go on holiday they expect every country to speak perfect English and if not they feel insulted. Yet the vast majority in this country can't speak a word of a foreign language.
So I tried to learn a bit of Spanish before I went on holiday... just the usual holidays stuff. Can I have a beer please? been one of the ones used most.
So yeah I talked Spanish as much as I could. Yet out at dinner I kept seeing the same scene.
Parent: Awright Waitur... yes we'll av noogets and chips
Waiter: Sorry
Parent: NOO GATS AND CHE EPS
Waiter: Yes
Parent: NOOTHUR NOOGETS AND CHEEPS
Parent: An two *plus two fingers* steaks el BISTRO and 2 pints o lager
Waiter: Thank you
Parent: And she was like...
And at a bar I ordered a beer
Guy: Oi mate, they talk proper English here (yes he said that)
Me: I know
Guy: Why you talk like them then?
Me: Erm well (to avoid insulting him and getting a beating) it makes a change
Then he looked at me as if I farted in his mother's face.
So yeah
NOOGATS AND CHEEPS
D'Y KNOW SPEAK ENGARALISH?
Now, why is it when people from this country go on holiday they expect every country to speak perfect English and if not they feel insulted. Yet the vast majority in this country can't speak a word of a foreign language.
So I tried to learn a bit of Spanish before I went on holiday... just the usual holidays stuff. Can I have a beer please? been one of the ones used most.
So yeah I talked Spanish as much as I could. Yet out at dinner I kept seeing the same scene.
Parent: Awright Waitur... yes we'll av noogets and chips
Waiter: Sorry
Parent: NOO GATS AND CHE EPS
Waiter: Yes
Parent: NOOTHUR NOOGETS AND CHEEPS
Parent: An two *plus two fingers* steaks el BISTRO and 2 pints o lager
Waiter: Thank you
Parent: And she was like...
And at a bar I ordered a beer
Guy: Oi mate, they talk proper English here (yes he said that)
Me: I know
Guy: Why you talk like them then?
Me: Erm well (to avoid insulting him and getting a beating) it makes a change
Then he looked at me as if I farted in his mother's face.
So yeah
NOOGATS AND CHEEPS
D'Y KNOW SPEAK ENGARALISH?
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