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"Some hardman I am."

"Oh no, please don't stick that needle in my arm! Owie! Ooooh... I feel all faint. I need to sit down!"

OK, I wasn't THAT bad, but it's a pretty good rendition of what happened.

The MoJo is going to Thailand in October (assuming I get my passport in time) and today he had some injections. Had some at high school, which last for 10 years so I only needed a couple today, and it was a combined injection. Needle was tiny, but I looked away anyway, since I’m such a girl. When I had my measles when I was 10, I looked and it freaked me out a bit. Five minutes later I felt ill and ended up on the floor with a green tinge to my face. Ah, happy memories…

Barely felt it, but as the nurse was talking to me about needing a booster in 6 months, what else I can catch, yadda yadda yadda, I started to feel a bit light headed. Like when you're working out and exhaust yourself, and you need to sit down because your head is spinning. She noticed and asked if I was OK, said I should lie on the bed for a bit. Felt better, got up and went back into the waiting room (you're meant to hang around for 5 minutes to make sure you don't have a bad reaction)

Felt like I was going to throw up, ended up lying down across a couple of the seats, staring at the ceiling. Oh, and my hands started tingling. Felt kinda cool. After a few minutes I walked back home, still feeling a bit crap but a fair bit better than I had been.

Arm's stinging a little right now, but that's OK. Still feel a bit crap. I don't think it was the needle that bothered me (had my BCG with no problem, and a few more injections back in high school as well) but if not the needle, what then? I'm just a coward, heh. Only getting 6 hours sleep and only having two pieces of fruit this morning for breakfast probably didn’t help.

Gotta get it boosted in 6 months so it lasts for like 10 years, and since I paid a tenner, I want my money's worth.

Bah, and there was me thinking I was dead 'ard! Grr.

Tiltawhirl wrote:

That was just to numb it up before the Doctor invaded your privacy with his dong.

Didn't you suspect something when you went in with the flu and came out with a stabbing pain in your sphincter?
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LOL.

The whole J.O.K.E word obviously totally escaped your vocabulary.

Looks like the stabbing pain was not the Dr's dong and was actually that great big stick up your ass.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> That was just to numb it up before the Doctor invaded your privacy
> with his dong.
>
> Didn't you suspect something when you went in with the flu and came
> out with a stabbing pain in your sphincter?

yea or the fact i was goin on holiday to malaysia....muppet!

when i was younger they put a needle in my bum cheek! :P

Pfff, arm injections.

Local anesthtic in the abdomen is where the real pains at.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> I am just 5 foot tall

That's nice
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Lil Ginge wrote:
But because I had had too much dose in total my mouth stayed completely numb for another three hours

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Yeah, I had trouble speaking for ages afterwards. Much fun.

So, you needed more injections, eh? Little on the chunky side, are we?

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> I'm not bothered about injection in the arm, it's injections in the
> mouth that I hate.


I am just 5 foot tall *sobs* But somehow I managed to have two more injections then what is needed. The first couple (required dose) DIDN'T WORK ON ME AT ALL - could feel him tryin to extract my tooth so he gave me a couple more injections. But because I had had too much dose in total my mouth stayed completely numb for another three hours YAY ME

Well what do you expect if you go around molesting trumpets in Thailand?

I hope you have innoculated yourself against ladibouitus. Once contracted it can cause ontold misery to one's genitalia.