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I just took my little brother (who is taller than I) and little cousin to the local swimming pool. This month has been full with events. I told you I fell flat on my back at school outside the caretakers office, 'we' nearly ran over lee evans and I got stuck in a toilet cubicle for the hundreth damn time...

Other than chlorine and urine there must be something in pool water that makes jerks act even more jerky (this is some kind of meat?) I was in the pool and this older guy was with his uncle, brother and a baby. He was trying to 'impress me' by throwing inflatables and floaty things at his uncle whilst spanking the poor bambino!! ..obviously this got my juices going so disgusted I went to my brother and went on some huge inflatable obstacle course! The asswipe followed me and said 'you go first' well,

1. he would of been staring at my perky tousche
2. he would of pushed me off

SO... I politely said no thanks not if your life depended on it and whilst he stared at my breasts he grabbed my wrist and ran onto it whilst i half dragging behind!!!

I have tendinitis in my wrist and the plonker has prob brought it back..

My eyes stinge, I am peeved off and I need a hug..

*thats suposed to be wee's in the pool...not the pork! My apologies pork on the brain

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Hmm, and i put the water in my mouth and spray it at my brother, just
> think were that water has been...
> Maybe it has been between someones sweaty crutch, or over a fat womans
> body...
> ERRGH...
> *washes mouth with pizza and pie*

where its been??

Who cares where it has been there enough chlorine to mask where it been... but think of the wee -

heh heh!! what if your a vegatarian, and you go to pool, and some little pre pubescent (or freak) wee's in the pork..and he has just had the juiciest pork!! And then the vegy goes underwater and accidently swallows water with urine from the freak who ate pork!!! O M G.. im onto something

Lil Ginge wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> He mustn’t pick on the pasty kid.
>
>
> Yea I know El robin wouldn't be able to take it would he..

Hmmm...
*cries*

Hmm, and i put the water in my mouth and spray it at my brother, just think were that water has been...
Maybe it has been between someones sweaty crutch, or over a fat womans body...
ERRGH...
*washes mouth with pizza and pie*

English_Bloke wrote:
> He mustn’t pick on the pasty kid.


Yea I know El robin wouldn't be able to take it would he..

I threw up in our local pool once

It was amazing... it vanished the moment it hit the water. Could old chlorine.

Haven't been there in years because it is smelly people's once a year clean

He mustn’t pick on the pasty kid.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Oh by the way, what did your bloke have to say about all this?


CRUSH KILL DESTROY.

Tribute wrote:
> I do love to hug men...

Yer i know ya do...

I do love to hug...