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"HELP! I think I just gave myself food poisoning!! :'("

HELP! I think I just gave myself food poisoning. I decided that despite the nasty weather I'd make summery BBQ style kebabs. I cut up the chicken, red onions and mushrooms and skewered it all together to make about 15 kebabs. I covered them in a sticky BBQ sauce marinade thing and put them on the grill. Unfortunately I don't think I cooked the chicken all the way through. The bits where cooked on the surface but not on the inside. At first I thought it was just juicy chicken due to the sauce but after about 5 kebabs I realised that on the inside it was pink!:S! I finished the last 10 kebabs but only ate the veg no chicken. No I feel really sick and think I'm going to throw up. I've been drinking lots of water and had to paracetamol but still amn't feeling too great. Does anyone know how I can A) Determine whether I have food poisoning or not without i) inducing vommitting or ii) wait until I vomit anyway and B) Try and make myself feel better without having more drugs...MY TUMMY HURTS!!! :'(

Cubist wrote:
> No but if any of you are intelligenty you'd be able to give me good
> advice to tackle my problem wouldn't you?

Hardly. I have an IQ in the high mid-100 mark but I know sod all about cooking. And that doesn't make me stupid. It just makes me ignorant to cooking. So ner :P

Cubist wrote:
> Oh god I have been drinking a ton of water to try and flush it out of
> my system if you get my meaning but as I wash washing my hands in the
> bathroom just a minute ago I had to try so hard not to throw up. I
> could feel it all getting churned up. I've never been sick before and
> I don't plan to get sick now. Anyone got any miracle cures? Don't be
> shy tell me them all :)

NEVER been sick before? Bloody hell :D

But pointless spam topics usually go in chat. Life is reversed for the more intelligent posts.

Lord knows what I'm doing in here.

And is it intelligent?

It's not just the subject matter but the style it is written in. Trust me, if you go to Chat people will appreciate it more. They might actually care, too.

You might not be saying that but Mojojojo is, you are just saying to take it to chat even though this has nothing to do with the future of gaming.

I didn't say it was wrong, I said it isn't suited to this forum.

Try and follow the argument before you retort.

Couple of b@st@rds. Just because you don't agree with my points of view doesn't mean I'm stupid. I justify what I say but just because they aren't always politically correct or quiet as cheery etc etc doesn't mean they are wrong.

Just take it into Chat Cubist. Because it's just whiney ramblings.

Because you're an idiot. Everywhere I turn I see you making a fool of yourself with your rediculous comments. It'd be funny if it wasn't so tragically sad.

feck off Mojojojo you nob jockey. Seriously I don't know who you are but you keep popping up every now and again with an insult.