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"Jordan saved by fun bags...."

"Half-woman half-lilo Jordan narrowly escaped death in a car crash yesterday, saved from her fate by her custom-fitted airbags. The model was reversing onto a busy street when a truck crashed into her car, but escaped with minor whiplash thanks to 32FF-worth of safety-features. 'The car was a bit of a mess but Jordan hot away with a stiff neck,' said manager Dave Read. 'It's obviously down to her seat belt - and her built-in airbags.'"

I thought this was a joke at first, stupid bint.

No one shows any sympathy for the silly tart, they just makes jokes about her stupidly large breasts.

XTREME? Do you work in advertising or something?

Lil Ginge wrote:

> P.S. Jordan is a tart and she will have XTREME back problems later

And that's not only down to her funbags.

No lie

These babies saved me on a ride in alton towers about a year ago! The thingie watsits were loose and they kept me in..

O and on a ski lift in austria...

*thank god for booobies*

P.S. Jordan is a tart and she will have XTREME back problems later

Stupidly large, but useful.

"Half-woman half-lilo Jordan narrowly escaped death in a car crash yesterday, saved from her fate by her custom-fitted airbags. The model was reversing onto a busy street when a truck crashed into her car, but escaped with minor whiplash thanks to 32FF-worth of safety-features. 'The car was a bit of a mess but Jordan hot away with a stiff neck,' said manager Dave Read. 'It's obviously down to her seat belt - and her built-in airbags.'"

I thought this was a joke at first, stupid bint.

No one shows any sympathy for the silly tart, they just makes jokes about her stupidly large breasts.