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"Jordan saved by fun bags...."

"Half-woman half-lilo Jordan narrowly escaped death in a car crash yesterday, saved from her fate by her custom-fitted airbags. The model was reversing onto a busy street when a truck crashed into her car, but escaped with minor whiplash thanks to 32FF-worth of safety-features. 'The car was a bit of a mess but Jordan hot away with a stiff neck,' said manager Dave Read. 'It's obviously down to her seat belt - and her built-in airbags.'"

I thought this was a joke at first, stupid bint.

No one shows any sympathy for the silly tart, they just makes jokes about her stupidly large breasts.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> P.S. Katie Price is a tart

nah just an Essex slapper as you'd know from watching the Katie Price/Dane Bowers video

and now for something really crass that vid would probably explain why baby Harvey is blind (semen is the eyes)

Heh :D

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I think I'm going to weep in the toilet

Of all the four-letter words beginning with 'W' that you could have used, I'm glad you chose 'weep'.

Lil Ginge wrote:
> *thank god for booobies*

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I think I'm going to weep in the toilet, as I'll never hear a more truthful statement again in my life. Respect.

jordan needs throwing down a flight of stairs into a pile of broken glass, rusty barbed wire, nettles, and african bees.

perhaps a bit harsh though.

nah

Ugh.
Will someone just kill the stupid cow?

"Stop talking about my t!ts!" she shouts

Duuuhhh
What do you expect people to do after 27 operations?
Realise how ugly your face is?

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
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> P.S. Jordan is a tart and she will have XTREME back problems later
>
> And that's not only down to her funbags.

It's not that she does much standing up anyway.

Boobs, is there anything they cant do? *Wipes away tear*

oops sorry...


'peace out'

She'll be saying things like "WORD!" and "TO THE MAX!" next.