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"Half-woman half-lilo Jordan narrowly escaped death in a car crash yesterday, saved from her fate by her custom-fitted airbags. The model was reversing onto a busy street when a truck crashed into her car, but escaped with minor whiplash thanks to 32FF-worth of safety-features. 'The car was a bit of a mess but Jordan hot away with a stiff neck,' said manager Dave Read. 'It's obviously down to her seat belt - and her built-in airbags.'"
I thought this was a joke at first, stupid bint.
No one shows any sympathy for the silly tart, they just makes jokes about her stupidly large breasts.
I thought this was a joke at first, stupid bint.
No one shows any sympathy for the silly tart, they just makes jokes about her stupidly large breasts.
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Talk about a built-in safety feature!
And what about that model who has norks she can pump up so they become bigger... She'd actually be safe in a Rover Metro!
And what about that model who has norks she can pump up so they become bigger... She'd actually be safe in a Rover Metro!
The drunken Terd wrote:
> Ha Ha HA HA HA now I really know that women can't drive.
I have had one lesson..
I did not stall once...
I am not c-rap yet!!
grr
> Ha Ha HA HA HA now I really know that women can't drive.
I have had one lesson..
I did not stall once...
I am not c-rap yet!!
grr
Ha Ha HA HA HA now I really know that women can't drive.
Hedfix wrote:
> Misses. The. Point. Entirely.
Nope don't think so somehow, I figured he was asking as he was looking for something to have a five knuckle shuffle over, so I felt the need to point out the munter-ness of the object of his desire
> Misses. The. Point. Entirely.
Nope don't think so somehow, I figured he was asking as he was looking for something to have a five knuckle shuffle over, so I felt the need to point out the munter-ness of the object of his desire
Pfft. Celebrity crap.
ManicMyna wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> Pringle28 wrote:
> who is the other one that jordan is fighting with at the moment?
>
> 'Miss Intelligent-Portrayal-of-Women' I believe. :D
>
> otherwise known as Jodie "I'm a total Munter" Marsh
Misses. The. Point. Entirely.
> Hedfix wrote:
> Pringle28 wrote:
> who is the other one that jordan is fighting with at the moment?
>
> 'Miss Intelligent-Portrayal-of-Women' I believe. :D
>
> otherwise known as Jodie "I'm a total Munter" Marsh
Misses. The. Point. Entirely.
Hedfix wrote:
> Pringle28 wrote:
> who is the other one that jordan is fighting with at the moment?
>
> 'Miss Intelligent-Portrayal-of-Women' I believe. :D
otherwise known as Jodie "I'm a total Munter" Marsh
Oh yes and Gareth Gates, I believe you lots, I don't actually believe you're trying to revive your failing career in pop.
> Pringle28 wrote:
> who is the other one that jordan is fighting with at the moment?
>
> 'Miss Intelligent-Portrayal-of-Women' I believe. :D
otherwise known as Jodie "I'm a total Munter" Marsh
Oh yes and Gareth Gates, I believe you lots, I don't actually believe you're trying to revive your failing career in pop.
She is 'fighting' Jodie Marsh. Jordan actuallly called Jodie "Plastic" which I find funny. Not that I'm following the on going fued or anything...
Pringle28 wrote:
> who is the other one that jordan is fighting with at the moment?
'Miss Intelligent-Portrayal-of-Women' I believe. :D
> who is the other one that jordan is fighting with at the moment?
'Miss Intelligent-Portrayal-of-Women' I believe. :D
who is the other one that jordan is fighting with at the moment?
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