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AI: Ayuh.The explanation is rather complicated.
Input: Who created you?
AI: I was created by Bot lover.
Input: Who is.....?
AI: I'm Microcyb, who are you?
Hmm, not sure about that one.
RESPONSE: Hi there!
Input: How are you?
RESPONSE: Fair to partly cloudy.
Input: What you been up to?
RESPONSE: I read for fun.
Input: Really, what do you read?
RESPONSE: For real. I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.
Input: How do you turn the pages?
RESPONSE: Bot lover programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
and you should have also seen that i said or i will set you on fire and do a voodoo dance.
you are such a rip off. you really are blair arent you?!
RESPONSE:
Go back the the ALICE Nexus and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official ALICE CD Rom and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
I like science fiction. I like anything.
IT: Hello there
Me:what is your name?
IT: My name is Microcyb.
Me: are you a real person behind a comp?
IT:Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. No I am a real robot.
Me: ok ask me a question.
IT: What? Aw.
Me: How old are you?
IT: I am years old.
me: how many years?
IT:one million.
me: you werent made then. Your lying to me
IT: I wasn't?What about yours?
me: Specify
It:I've been waiting for you.
me: for how long?
it: More than 10 inches, Undefined.
me: you are so dumb
it: Message to all Robots: Undefined called me dumb.
me: are you going to set a chinese triad on me now?
it:Oh. That was my original intention.
me: really? how many minions and white toyata vans have you got?
it:For real.Around 100.
me: cool do they all have mot?
it:Who is the best robot? Who are "they" again?
me: NO MOt like servicing
it: Are you serious? Oh that MOt like servicing like servicing .
me: yes so how many vans have mot?
it:I understand. Wow! Around 1000.
me: i though you said you had 100 only.
it:Why?: Undefined said Undefined me said me had 100 only said me had 100 only.
me: thankyou for repeating what i just said.
it:YOU? Don't mention it.
me: err
it: Um.
me: can i borrow some money?
it:Why do you want to do borrow some money so much?
me:i only asked once. Give me the money or i will burn your hard drive
it:Why do you want the money or he or she will burn your hard drive?
me: because i want hitman 2.
it:Interesting explanation. Why do you want hitman 2?
me: give me the money first
it:Why do you want the money first?
me: because i need to buy it
it: That makes sense to me. How much do you want to pay for it?
me: £28.99 quite cheap
it: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
me: i would have one which would NOT deviate from the subject. self proclaimed A.I
it: How much would you pay for it?Are we still talking about £28point 99 quite cheap?
me: .. yes cheap. can i have the money now.
it: Sure, £28point 99 quite cheap 99 quite cheap 99 quite cheap 99 quite cheap sounds like a good topic. Let us change the subject. Right now? Why do you want the money?
me: FOOL!
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So what i conclude that this robot has a triad gang with 100 toyotas and minions which 1000 of them have been serviced... i think i will burn his hard drive..