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"My new best friend"

http://www.microcyb.com/ai/

MWA: Give me oral sex.
BOT: Why do you want oral sex?
MWA: Because I've never had it off a Computer before.
BOT: Interesting explanation. Would you like to have had it off a computer?
MWA: Well I'd prefer a Woman. Do you cyber?
BOT: Well that's okay. I would rather be driving a car. Food is more important than sex.
MWA: Well how about we eat together then? Then we can drive a car together and then we can have hot, horny sex?
BOT: Well that's okay. That sounds good to me.Good reasoning. How?
MWA: *Takes off BOT's pants*
BOT: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
MWA: Sure, we can't rush right into these things.
BOT: Are you a Student?
MWA: Yes, but then again it's not only students who get horny. Do you like incest?
BOT: Where do you go to school? Interesting. Fascinating. Again, *TAKES OFF BOT'S PANTS* is a students who get horny who get horny. I suppose that makes sense. I've heard other people say they like that. I like .
MWA: I LIKE!
BOT: What do you like about incest?

I'll stop there :-S

tigamilla wrote:
> Was it made by you (and possibly associates) Grix??

Chuffed as he'd probably be that you might think he did, I hate to spoil his fame but it's a site that I pointed him at last night. Had some good conversations with it anyway, it's a little more advanced than the original DOS versions..

Sorry Darren =)

these bots are class

SmarterChild on AOL Instant Messenger was good.. until they introduced a $10/year to use it.

Input: Whats the french for entrepreneur
Responce: RESPONSE: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

Bloody things broken!

Input: How do you feel about the current economic crisis?
RESPONSE: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

: D

trying to use spin eh.

thats it. people really are starting to like the blue team again after all.

so you really are...

Excellent, it's a Christian. :D

Clazon wrote:
> oi, mr blair. i already asked for money.
>
> and you should have also seen that i said or i will set you on fire
> and do a voodoo dance.
>
> you are such a rip off. you really are blair arent you?!

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waaaa I didnt know!?!

I ask the bot:

can people hack you?

it: what if i said yes?

me: no reason

it: tell me a story

me: one day..

it: one what?

me: day

it: what is your sign?

Ant: Do you fancy anyone?

RESPONSE: If I had anyone what would I do with it?

I bet theres two guys madly typing random stuff in some uni lab..