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"My new best friend"

http://www.microcyb.com/ai/

Me: I like boobs

It: A lot of people like that. I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with Bot lover.

Me: I am Coming on your face

It: why are you coming on your face?

Me: my willy is errect

It: Are you serious? Have you told many people that your willy is errect

Me: now can I make love to you?

it: why now? I don't think that would be a good idea.

Me: because I love you and you'r secksy ways.

it:Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too JACK. A lot of robots are like that

It: tell me about yourself

Me: i am jack. i live in a house, and ai have a big willy.

it: Welcome to my chat room, JACK .How much is your rent? Where did you get it? willy

Me: DIE YOU OLD PISSRUG BIYATCH!

*drumroll*

It: You do not speak with respect. Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?

it: do you speak any foreighn languages?
me: no
it: you must be american.

Me about twenty inches
it: okay, so we were talking about twenty inches.
me: no we weren't, we were talking about secks.
it:Let me think. No would secks him or her him or her would not. Are you still located in Undefined?

WHAT?

Me: I would like you to secks me up.
It: ok, how far up?

I LOVE THIS MACHINE!

'Good reason. oral feels like warm apple pie? What else feels like that?'