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Up-on-a-Roof match – Kevin Nash vs. Electron (Chuck Soul)
*Hell in a Cell music plays, blue lights flash all around the three structures.*
J.R: And now…oh my God, the most unforgiving structure since the Hell in a Cell match; Electron vs. Kevin Nash for the World Wrestling Federation title, what the hell is in store for us here tonight? Chuck Soul, the man behind the idea. Is he a genius, is he a murderer, or is has he just signed his own death warrant? He’s been branded ‘The Worlds Craziest Man,’ he broke the world record for the highest jump in wrestling history last year at WrestleMania, he’s given us WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment dammit! And now, this…this invention! It’s sick dammit! It’s sadistic!
*Nash’s music plays*
King: Oh, here comes Nash. He looks dubious.
J.R: He sure does. That damn Electron! All this for the WWF title! He could have just had a singles match but dammit, he wanted to kill somebody tonight! Well, it’s a damn shame! A damn shame I tell you!
King: Okay, calm down J.R. Maybe he’ll make it…maybe he’ll make it quick and painless.
J.R: [Sarcastically] Oh, quick and painless will he! Quick and painless my foot! He’s a damn killer!
*Real American plays. Nash ascends the second building. Electron appears on the stage to a chorus of boos.*
*He struts up to the second building, and begins to ascend*
King: Oh and remember, this match can’t start until both wrestlers are on the roof
J.R: Dammit!
*Electron reaches the top. The referee, who is up there with them (secured by a harness), restrains Nash as Electron pulls himself up. The referee holds up Nash’s WWF Title. The bell rings. And the two instantly start brawling, exchanging punches on the roof*
J.R: The match has started. Electron and Kevin Nash, exchanging punches. Dangerously close to the edge. Kevin Nash is taking advantage, oh my, if Electron doesn’t fight back, he’s gonna fall all the way to the concrete!
*Electron starts throwing punches again, moving Nash toward the middle of the slanted roof.*
J.R: Oh and Electron’s fighting back. Thank God.
*Nash starts fighting back again, moving Electron closer toward the roof of the other building. They reach the edge. Electron kicks Nash in the ribs *
J.R: Oh and a shot to the mid-section.
*Electron sets Nash up for a suplex *
J.R: Oh, wait a minute! God, no! Electron is, attempting a suplex!
King: Oh this can’t be good. I can’t look!
*Electron lifts Nash up in a vertical suplex, and beautifully lands it over the 36 inch gap, and onto a slant of the next roof (This one’s not semi-detached) leaving Nash in a precarious position, slipping down slowly, head directed toward the concrete floor 25ft below*
J.R: Oh my God! A thunderous suplex onto those tiles! Did you hear the crack of Nash’s back against that stone! Dammit! Oh, wait a minute! Nash is slipping!
*Nash turns onto his front, grabs the edge of the roof, and somehow gets himself up. Electron jumps over the gap and connects with a flying clothesline onto Nash*
J.R: Electron connects with the clothesline!
*The two get up and Nash plants Electron with a DDT onto the tiles!*
J.R: Oh my, what a hellacious DDT!
*Nash goes to the edge of the building (the edge closest to the ramp). Electron slowly gets up, and stumbles down to where Nash is. Nash kicks him on the stomach, and lifts him up for a Jack-knife Powerbomb. He connects sending Electron’s head, shoulders and upper back through a glass window on the slanted roof*
J.R: A Jack-knife! A Jack-knife right through that window!
*Kevin Nash looks down and cautiously starts to descend the building. Electron somehow manages to crawl over to the edge and grab Nash by the hair*
J.R: Sweet mother of mercy! Electron is moving! And he’s got Nash by the hair! Electron is busted wide open and…
*A huge smash as Electron uses Nash’s head to smash a window next to the ladder*
J.R: Oh my! Nash has gotta be knocked out! He’s just hanging there, by his damn hair! He’s been busted wide open dammit!
*Electron manages to pull Nash into the now open window below. He succeeds in this and begins descending the ladder to the floor*
J.R: Oh c’mon! Electron’s just leaving ‘im!
King: Well, at least someone’s had the sense to come down from there!
*Electron reaches the floor and walks round to the first building (the one furthest from the titantron). Nash begins to move. He cautiously gets over to the ladder to his right, and slowly begins to descend it. Electron is unaware of this as he leans on the outside of the first building, trying to catch his breath.*
J.R: And, Electron taking a break now it would seem. But wait, Nash is moving! Nash is…oh…
King: He’s gotta find a way to reach that ladder.
J.R: Oh, he’s done it. And, you gotta believe…I think, Nash is after Electron! Electron doesn’t have a damn clue!
*The crowd gets louder and Nash hits Electron with a clothesline from behind*
J.R: And the action picks back up here.
*Nash starts beating down on Electron, ramming him shoulder first against the wall. Electron begins to fight back and they exchange punches into the building and up the stairwell. Nash beats Electron’s head against the barrier a couple times along the way.*
J.R: The action now, being taken inside.
*Nash and Electron reach the top floor. Electron spears Nash through the thin, concrete wall. Nash eventually sets up Electron and Jack-knife powerbombs him in mid air so that the back of his head hits a hanging light...(continued in next post)
*Hell in a Cell music plays, blue lights flash all around the three structures.*
J.R: And now…oh my God, the most unforgiving structure since the Hell in a Cell match; Electron vs. Kevin Nash for the World Wrestling Federation title, what the hell is in store for us here tonight? Chuck Soul, the man behind the idea. Is he a genius, is he a murderer, or is has he just signed his own death warrant? He’s been branded ‘The Worlds Craziest Man,’ he broke the world record for the highest jump in wrestling history last year at WrestleMania, he’s given us WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment dammit! And now, this…this invention! It’s sick dammit! It’s sadistic!
*Nash’s music plays*
King: Oh, here comes Nash. He looks dubious.
J.R: He sure does. That damn Electron! All this for the WWF title! He could have just had a singles match but dammit, he wanted to kill somebody tonight! Well, it’s a damn shame! A damn shame I tell you!
King: Okay, calm down J.R. Maybe he’ll make it…maybe he’ll make it quick and painless.
J.R: [Sarcastically] Oh, quick and painless will he! Quick and painless my foot! He’s a damn killer!
*Real American plays. Nash ascends the second building. Electron appears on the stage to a chorus of boos.*
*He struts up to the second building, and begins to ascend*
King: Oh and remember, this match can’t start until both wrestlers are on the roof
J.R: Dammit!
*Electron reaches the top. The referee, who is up there with them (secured by a harness), restrains Nash as Electron pulls himself up. The referee holds up Nash’s WWF Title. The bell rings. And the two instantly start brawling, exchanging punches on the roof*
J.R: The match has started. Electron and Kevin Nash, exchanging punches. Dangerously close to the edge. Kevin Nash is taking advantage, oh my, if Electron doesn’t fight back, he’s gonna fall all the way to the concrete!
*Electron starts throwing punches again, moving Nash toward the middle of the slanted roof.*
J.R: Oh and Electron’s fighting back. Thank God.
*Nash starts fighting back again, moving Electron closer toward the roof of the other building. They reach the edge. Electron kicks Nash in the ribs *
J.R: Oh and a shot to the mid-section.
*Electron sets Nash up for a suplex *
J.R: Oh, wait a minute! God, no! Electron is, attempting a suplex!
King: Oh this can’t be good. I can’t look!
*Electron lifts Nash up in a vertical suplex, and beautifully lands it over the 36 inch gap, and onto a slant of the next roof (This one’s not semi-detached) leaving Nash in a precarious position, slipping down slowly, head directed toward the concrete floor 25ft below*
J.R: Oh my God! A thunderous suplex onto those tiles! Did you hear the crack of Nash’s back against that stone! Dammit! Oh, wait a minute! Nash is slipping!
*Nash turns onto his front, grabs the edge of the roof, and somehow gets himself up. Electron jumps over the gap and connects with a flying clothesline onto Nash*
J.R: Electron connects with the clothesline!
*The two get up and Nash plants Electron with a DDT onto the tiles!*
J.R: Oh my, what a hellacious DDT!
*Nash goes to the edge of the building (the edge closest to the ramp). Electron slowly gets up, and stumbles down to where Nash is. Nash kicks him on the stomach, and lifts him up for a Jack-knife Powerbomb. He connects sending Electron’s head, shoulders and upper back through a glass window on the slanted roof*
J.R: A Jack-knife! A Jack-knife right through that window!
*Kevin Nash looks down and cautiously starts to descend the building. Electron somehow manages to crawl over to the edge and grab Nash by the hair*
J.R: Sweet mother of mercy! Electron is moving! And he’s got Nash by the hair! Electron is busted wide open and…
*A huge smash as Electron uses Nash’s head to smash a window next to the ladder*
J.R: Oh my! Nash has gotta be knocked out! He’s just hanging there, by his damn hair! He’s been busted wide open dammit!
*Electron manages to pull Nash into the now open window below. He succeeds in this and begins descending the ladder to the floor*
J.R: Oh c’mon! Electron’s just leaving ‘im!
King: Well, at least someone’s had the sense to come down from there!
*Electron reaches the floor and walks round to the first building (the one furthest from the titantron). Nash begins to move. He cautiously gets over to the ladder to his right, and slowly begins to descend it. Electron is unaware of this as he leans on the outside of the first building, trying to catch his breath.*
J.R: And, Electron taking a break now it would seem. But wait, Nash is moving! Nash is…oh…
King: He’s gotta find a way to reach that ladder.
J.R: Oh, he’s done it. And, you gotta believe…I think, Nash is after Electron! Electron doesn’t have a damn clue!
*The crowd gets louder and Nash hits Electron with a clothesline from behind*
J.R: And the action picks back up here.
*Nash starts beating down on Electron, ramming him shoulder first against the wall. Electron begins to fight back and they exchange punches into the building and up the stairwell. Nash beats Electron’s head against the barrier a couple times along the way.*
J.R: The action now, being taken inside.
*Nash and Electron reach the top floor. Electron spears Nash through the thin, concrete wall. Nash eventually sets up Electron and Jack-knife powerbombs him in mid air so that the back of his head hits a hanging light...(continued in next post)
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You really have to read the 'I have invented a match' topic to get the full details of the match. Oh, and I apologize for writing three topics on it, but hey, I'm Tazz, I like causing trouble.
:cP
Thought as much ;c)
Thought as much ;c)
DW wrote:
> ELECTRON WINS! :cD
>
> Haha classic. I like the new idea of this "UOAR" match. Hur
> hur.
>
> On another note...ELECTRON?!?!?
>
> :cD
>
> How did you get that name then? Chucky.
Naturally, I stole it.
> ELECTRON WINS! :cD
>
> Haha classic. I like the new idea of this "UOAR" match. Hur
> hur.
>
> On another note...ELECTRON?!?!?
>
> :cD
>
> How did you get that name then? Chucky.
Naturally, I stole it.
ELECTRON WINS! :cD
Haha classic. I like the new idea of this "UOAR" match. Hur hur.
On another note...ELECTRON?!?!?
:cD
How did you get that name then? Chucky.
Haha classic. I like the new idea of this "UOAR" match. Hur hur.
On another note...ELECTRON?!?!?
:cD
How did you get that name then? Chucky.
(continued)
J.R: Electron’s head, just bouncing off that glass!
*Electron falls and stumbles over to the barrier of the gaping hole, leaning on it, trying to catch his breath. Nash isn’t in the mood for a time-out. He walks over to Electron and grabs him by the throat*
J.R: Oh, and what’s Nash gonna do here? Setting him up for the Chokeslam…
King: Wait a minute!
* Electron is lifted up by the throat and Chokeslammed right over the barrier! Two loud smashes as the glass shatters beneath his fall! He lands in a heap on the concrete, 16 feet below. The reaction is incredible as over 60, 000 fans stand on their feet in amazement. The “Holy s**t!” chant starts*
J.R: OH MY GOD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! ELECTRON JUST GOT CHOKESLAMMED RIGHT THROUGH THAT GLASS! THAT’S GOTTA BE A 16, 17, DAMMIT THAT’S GOTTA BE A 30ft DROP DAMMIT! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, ELECTRON HAS BROKEN IN HALF!
*Nash looks down in shock of what he’s just done to his opponent. A birds-eye view
replay is shown on the titantron repeatedly, along with a view from below, and slow motion footage from both angles. Suddenly, the crowd start to get louder. Nash looks toward the stage to see three of Electron’s henchmen coming to the scene*
J.R: Oh what now!?
King: Maybe they’ve come to help him out
*The henchmen come into the first building, but instead of helping Electron out, they ascend the stairwell. Nash sees what is happening and he meets them at the top of the stairs. They get the advantage and start beating him around the top floor,using steel chairs and a ladder; anything they can find to beat him with. They take him through to the next building using the hole that Electron previously created
as a result of his spear. They take him part way down the stairwell and slip his body through a gap in the stairwell barrier into the building’s gaping hole, onto the top pane of glass.*
J.R: Oh, what the hell is this?! What now?! This is a damn assault! What…what business do they have with ‘im?! I suppose this is another one of Electron’s “genius” plans! Oh c’mon! Now they’re runnin’ like scolded dogs!
King: Electron is just down there…he’s motionless.
*Much to the amazement of the fans, Electron begins to move. He is soaked in blood and splintered with glass, yet he still manages to get to his feet. An astounded crowd stand on their feet in admiration for what they are seeing, clapping in amazement.*
J.R: Oh my God! Electron…Electron is alive! Somehow, someway, Electron is moving!
*He stands up only partially aware of where he is. He somehow subconsciously finds his way back into the building and up the stairwell, stumbling the whole time. He walks into the next house and leans his head over the barrier. To his confusion, he sees Nash lying there motionless on the glass. His eyes become wider and, through all the blood, he finally seems to have regained awareness. He walks over to the back of the room and picks up a round table. He sets it up next to the barrier of the gaping hole, and then sets up a chair in front of that. He then climbs up the chair and onto the table. He prepares himself for his signature move, the “Electronic Elbow” (an elbow drop similar to Foley’s). He looks down at his helpless opponent. The crowd gets more excited*
J.R: Oh, what now. No Electron! Don’t do it! Think of your family! Think of Nash’s family! No, don’t do it…!
*Before he can say anymore, Electron is airborne. He jumps high off his table and lands his elbow deep into the chest of Nash. Two loud smashes once again as the glass breaks beneath the two warriors; “Holy s**t! Holy s**t!” is all the crowd can say as they stare in disbelief at the carnage below*
J.R: OH MY GOD! HE DID IT AGAIN! ELECTRON DID IT AGAIN! ELECTRON SACRIFICED HIS WHOLE BODY FOR THAT WWF TITLE! MY GOD! But wait! Electron is laid on top of Nash…
*1…2…3*
J.R: It’s over! Electron has done it! But dammit! He had to go through hell and high water to get there! My God! Look at the carnage! The damage has been done! That’s the damndest match I’ve ever seen!
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion, Electron!
*There is no music. The PA dude must be too amazed to remember. It takes 6 minutes before Electron regains consciousness. He stumbles round the building and up the ramp to a deafening applause. He trips over a light on his way. Beaten, bloody, and with glass in his ass, he stumbles up the ramp as “Real American” plays.*
J.R: My God! What lengths he has gone to for that WWF title! You can be damn sure, people will talk about this match for years to come! It’s the damndest match I’ve ever seen dammit! My God!
*The show goes off the air*
J.R: Electron’s head, just bouncing off that glass!
*Electron falls and stumbles over to the barrier of the gaping hole, leaning on it, trying to catch his breath. Nash isn’t in the mood for a time-out. He walks over to Electron and grabs him by the throat*
J.R: Oh, and what’s Nash gonna do here? Setting him up for the Chokeslam…
King: Wait a minute!
* Electron is lifted up by the throat and Chokeslammed right over the barrier! Two loud smashes as the glass shatters beneath his fall! He lands in a heap on the concrete, 16 feet below. The reaction is incredible as over 60, 000 fans stand on their feet in amazement. The “Holy s**t!” chant starts*
J.R: OH MY GOD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! ELECTRON JUST GOT CHOKESLAMMED RIGHT THROUGH THAT GLASS! THAT’S GOTTA BE A 16, 17, DAMMIT THAT’S GOTTA BE A 30ft DROP DAMMIT! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, ELECTRON HAS BROKEN IN HALF!
*Nash looks down in shock of what he’s just done to his opponent. A birds-eye view
replay is shown on the titantron repeatedly, along with a view from below, and slow motion footage from both angles. Suddenly, the crowd start to get louder. Nash looks toward the stage to see three of Electron’s henchmen coming to the scene*
J.R: Oh what now!?
King: Maybe they’ve come to help him out
*The henchmen come into the first building, but instead of helping Electron out, they ascend the stairwell. Nash sees what is happening and he meets them at the top of the stairs. They get the advantage and start beating him around the top floor,using steel chairs and a ladder; anything they can find to beat him with. They take him through to the next building using the hole that Electron previously created
as a result of his spear. They take him part way down the stairwell and slip his body through a gap in the stairwell barrier into the building’s gaping hole, onto the top pane of glass.*
J.R: Oh, what the hell is this?! What now?! This is a damn assault! What…what business do they have with ‘im?! I suppose this is another one of Electron’s “genius” plans! Oh c’mon! Now they’re runnin’ like scolded dogs!
King: Electron is just down there…he’s motionless.
*Much to the amazement of the fans, Electron begins to move. He is soaked in blood and splintered with glass, yet he still manages to get to his feet. An astounded crowd stand on their feet in admiration for what they are seeing, clapping in amazement.*
J.R: Oh my God! Electron…Electron is alive! Somehow, someway, Electron is moving!
*He stands up only partially aware of where he is. He somehow subconsciously finds his way back into the building and up the stairwell, stumbling the whole time. He walks into the next house and leans his head over the barrier. To his confusion, he sees Nash lying there motionless on the glass. His eyes become wider and, through all the blood, he finally seems to have regained awareness. He walks over to the back of the room and picks up a round table. He sets it up next to the barrier of the gaping hole, and then sets up a chair in front of that. He then climbs up the chair and onto the table. He prepares himself for his signature move, the “Electronic Elbow” (an elbow drop similar to Foley’s). He looks down at his helpless opponent. The crowd gets more excited*
J.R: Oh, what now. No Electron! Don’t do it! Think of your family! Think of Nash’s family! No, don’t do it…!
*Before he can say anymore, Electron is airborne. He jumps high off his table and lands his elbow deep into the chest of Nash. Two loud smashes once again as the glass breaks beneath the two warriors; “Holy s**t! Holy s**t!” is all the crowd can say as they stare in disbelief at the carnage below*
J.R: OH MY GOD! HE DID IT AGAIN! ELECTRON DID IT AGAIN! ELECTRON SACRIFICED HIS WHOLE BODY FOR THAT WWF TITLE! MY GOD! But wait! Electron is laid on top of Nash…
*1…2…3*
J.R: It’s over! Electron has done it! But dammit! He had to go through hell and high water to get there! My God! Look at the carnage! The damage has been done! That’s the damndest match I’ve ever seen!
Howard Finkel: Here is your winner, and NEW World Wrestling Federation Champion, Electron!
*There is no music. The PA dude must be too amazed to remember. It takes 6 minutes before Electron regains consciousness. He stumbles round the building and up the ramp to a deafening applause. He trips over a light on his way. Beaten, bloody, and with glass in his ass, he stumbles up the ramp as “Real American” plays.*
J.R: My God! What lengths he has gone to for that WWF title! You can be damn sure, people will talk about this match for years to come! It’s the damndest match I’ve ever seen dammit! My God!
*The show goes off the air*
Up-on-a-Roof match – Kevin Nash vs. Electron (Chuck Soul)
*Hell in a Cell music plays, blue lights flash all around the three structures.*
J.R: And now…oh my God, the most unforgiving structure since the Hell in a Cell match; Electron vs. Kevin Nash for the World Wrestling Federation title, what the hell is in store for us here tonight? Chuck Soul, the man behind the idea. Is he a genius, is he a murderer, or is has he just signed his own death warrant? He’s been branded ‘The Worlds Craziest Man,’ he broke the world record for the highest jump in wrestling history last year at WrestleMania, he’s given us WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment dammit! And now, this…this invention! It’s sick dammit! It’s sadistic!
*Nash’s music plays*
King: Oh, here comes Nash. He looks dubious.
J.R: He sure does. That damn Electron! All this for the WWF title! He could have just had a singles match but dammit, he wanted to kill somebody tonight! Well, it’s a damn shame! A damn shame I tell you!
King: Okay, calm down J.R. Maybe he’ll make it…maybe he’ll make it quick and painless.
J.R: [Sarcastically] Oh, quick and painless will he! Quick and painless my foot! He’s a damn killer!
*Real American plays. Nash ascends the second building. Electron appears on the stage to a chorus of boos.*
*He struts up to the second building, and begins to ascend*
King: Oh and remember, this match can’t start until both wrestlers are on the roof
J.R: Dammit!
*Electron reaches the top. The referee, who is up there with them (secured by a harness), restrains Nash as Electron pulls himself up. The referee holds up Nash’s WWF Title. The bell rings. And the two instantly start brawling, exchanging punches on the roof*
J.R: The match has started. Electron and Kevin Nash, exchanging punches. Dangerously close to the edge. Kevin Nash is taking advantage, oh my, if Electron doesn’t fight back, he’s gonna fall all the way to the concrete!
*Electron starts throwing punches again, moving Nash toward the middle of the slanted roof.*
J.R: Oh and Electron’s fighting back. Thank God.
*Nash starts fighting back again, moving Electron closer toward the roof of the other building. They reach the edge. Electron kicks Nash in the ribs *
J.R: Oh and a shot to the mid-section.
*Electron sets Nash up for a suplex *
J.R: Oh, wait a minute! God, no! Electron is, attempting a suplex!
King: Oh this can’t be good. I can’t look!
*Electron lifts Nash up in a vertical suplex, and beautifully lands it over the 36 inch gap, and onto a slant of the next roof (This one’s not semi-detached) leaving Nash in a precarious position, slipping down slowly, head directed toward the concrete floor 25ft below*
J.R: Oh my God! A thunderous suplex onto those tiles! Did you hear the crack of Nash’s back against that stone! Dammit! Oh, wait a minute! Nash is slipping!
*Nash turns onto his front, grabs the edge of the roof, and somehow gets himself up. Electron jumps over the gap and connects with a flying clothesline onto Nash*
J.R: Electron connects with the clothesline!
*The two get up and Nash plants Electron with a DDT onto the tiles!*
J.R: Oh my, what a hellacious DDT!
*Nash goes to the edge of the building (the edge closest to the ramp). Electron slowly gets up, and stumbles down to where Nash is. Nash kicks him on the stomach, and lifts him up for a Jack-knife Powerbomb. He connects sending Electron’s head, shoulders and upper back through a glass window on the slanted roof*
J.R: A Jack-knife! A Jack-knife right through that window!
*Kevin Nash looks down and cautiously starts to descend the building. Electron somehow manages to crawl over to the edge and grab Nash by the hair*
J.R: Sweet mother of mercy! Electron is moving! And he’s got Nash by the hair! Electron is busted wide open and…
*A huge smash as Electron uses Nash’s head to smash a window next to the ladder*
J.R: Oh my! Nash has gotta be knocked out! He’s just hanging there, by his damn hair! He’s been busted wide open dammit!
*Electron manages to pull Nash into the now open window below. He succeeds in this and begins descending the ladder to the floor*
J.R: Oh c’mon! Electron’s just leaving ‘im!
King: Well, at least someone’s had the sense to come down from there!
*Electron reaches the floor and walks round to the first building (the one furthest from the titantron). Nash begins to move. He cautiously gets over to the ladder to his right, and slowly begins to descend it. Electron is unaware of this as he leans on the outside of the first building, trying to catch his breath.*
J.R: And, Electron taking a break now it would seem. But wait, Nash is moving! Nash is…oh…
King: He’s gotta find a way to reach that ladder.
J.R: Oh, he’s done it. And, you gotta believe…I think, Nash is after Electron! Electron doesn’t have a damn clue!
*The crowd gets louder and Nash hits Electron with a clothesline from behind*
J.R: And the action picks back up here.
*Nash starts beating down on Electron, ramming him shoulder first against the wall. Electron begins to fight back and they exchange punches into the building and up the stairwell. Nash beats Electron’s head against the barrier a couple times along the way.*
J.R: The action now, being taken inside.
*Nash and Electron reach the top floor. Electron spears Nash through the thin, concrete wall. Nash eventually sets up Electron and Jack-knife powerbombs him in mid air so that the back of his head hits a hanging light...(continued in next post)
*Hell in a Cell music plays, blue lights flash all around the three structures.*
J.R: And now…oh my God, the most unforgiving structure since the Hell in a Cell match; Electron vs. Kevin Nash for the World Wrestling Federation title, what the hell is in store for us here tonight? Chuck Soul, the man behind the idea. Is he a genius, is he a murderer, or is has he just signed his own death warrant? He’s been branded ‘The Worlds Craziest Man,’ he broke the world record for the highest jump in wrestling history last year at WrestleMania, he’s given us WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment dammit! And now, this…this invention! It’s sick dammit! It’s sadistic!
*Nash’s music plays*
King: Oh, here comes Nash. He looks dubious.
J.R: He sure does. That damn Electron! All this for the WWF title! He could have just had a singles match but dammit, he wanted to kill somebody tonight! Well, it’s a damn shame! A damn shame I tell you!
King: Okay, calm down J.R. Maybe he’ll make it…maybe he’ll make it quick and painless.
J.R: [Sarcastically] Oh, quick and painless will he! Quick and painless my foot! He’s a damn killer!
*Real American plays. Nash ascends the second building. Electron appears on the stage to a chorus of boos.*
*He struts up to the second building, and begins to ascend*
King: Oh and remember, this match can’t start until both wrestlers are on the roof
J.R: Dammit!
*Electron reaches the top. The referee, who is up there with them (secured by a harness), restrains Nash as Electron pulls himself up. The referee holds up Nash’s WWF Title. The bell rings. And the two instantly start brawling, exchanging punches on the roof*
J.R: The match has started. Electron and Kevin Nash, exchanging punches. Dangerously close to the edge. Kevin Nash is taking advantage, oh my, if Electron doesn’t fight back, he’s gonna fall all the way to the concrete!
*Electron starts throwing punches again, moving Nash toward the middle of the slanted roof.*
J.R: Oh and Electron’s fighting back. Thank God.
*Nash starts fighting back again, moving Electron closer toward the roof of the other building. They reach the edge. Electron kicks Nash in the ribs *
J.R: Oh and a shot to the mid-section.
*Electron sets Nash up for a suplex *
J.R: Oh, wait a minute! God, no! Electron is, attempting a suplex!
King: Oh this can’t be good. I can’t look!
*Electron lifts Nash up in a vertical suplex, and beautifully lands it over the 36 inch gap, and onto a slant of the next roof (This one’s not semi-detached) leaving Nash in a precarious position, slipping down slowly, head directed toward the concrete floor 25ft below*
J.R: Oh my God! A thunderous suplex onto those tiles! Did you hear the crack of Nash’s back against that stone! Dammit! Oh, wait a minute! Nash is slipping!
*Nash turns onto his front, grabs the edge of the roof, and somehow gets himself up. Electron jumps over the gap and connects with a flying clothesline onto Nash*
J.R: Electron connects with the clothesline!
*The two get up and Nash plants Electron with a DDT onto the tiles!*
J.R: Oh my, what a hellacious DDT!
*Nash goes to the edge of the building (the edge closest to the ramp). Electron slowly gets up, and stumbles down to where Nash is. Nash kicks him on the stomach, and lifts him up for a Jack-knife Powerbomb. He connects sending Electron’s head, shoulders and upper back through a glass window on the slanted roof*
J.R: A Jack-knife! A Jack-knife right through that window!
*Kevin Nash looks down and cautiously starts to descend the building. Electron somehow manages to crawl over to the edge and grab Nash by the hair*
J.R: Sweet mother of mercy! Electron is moving! And he’s got Nash by the hair! Electron is busted wide open and…
*A huge smash as Electron uses Nash’s head to smash a window next to the ladder*
J.R: Oh my! Nash has gotta be knocked out! He’s just hanging there, by his damn hair! He’s been busted wide open dammit!
*Electron manages to pull Nash into the now open window below. He succeeds in this and begins descending the ladder to the floor*
J.R: Oh c’mon! Electron’s just leaving ‘im!
King: Well, at least someone’s had the sense to come down from there!
*Electron reaches the floor and walks round to the first building (the one furthest from the titantron). Nash begins to move. He cautiously gets over to the ladder to his right, and slowly begins to descend it. Electron is unaware of this as he leans on the outside of the first building, trying to catch his breath.*
J.R: And, Electron taking a break now it would seem. But wait, Nash is moving! Nash is…oh…
King: He’s gotta find a way to reach that ladder.
J.R: Oh, he’s done it. And, you gotta believe…I think, Nash is after Electron! Electron doesn’t have a damn clue!
*The crowd gets louder and Nash hits Electron with a clothesline from behind*
J.R: And the action picks back up here.
*Nash starts beating down on Electron, ramming him shoulder first against the wall. Electron begins to fight back and they exchange punches into the building and up the stairwell. Nash beats Electron’s head against the barrier a couple times along the way.*
J.R: The action now, being taken inside.
*Nash and Electron reach the top floor. Electron spears Nash through the thin, concrete wall. Nash eventually sets up Electron and Jack-knife powerbombs him in mid air so that the back of his head hits a hanging light...(continued in next post)
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