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Up-on-a-Roof match – Kevin Nash vs. Electron (Chuck Soul)
*Hell in a Cell music plays, blue lights flash all around the three structures.*
J.R: And now…oh my God, the most unforgiving structure since the Hell in a Cell match; Electron vs. Kevin Nash for the World Wrestling Federation title, what the hell is in store for us here tonight? Chuck Soul, the man behind the idea. Is he a genius, is he a murderer, or is has he just signed his own death warrant? He’s been branded ‘The Worlds Craziest Man,’ he broke the world record for the highest jump in wrestling history last year at WrestleMania, he’s given us WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment dammit! And now, this…this invention! It’s sick dammit! It’s sadistic!
*Nash’s music plays*
King: Oh, here comes Nash. He looks dubious.
J.R: He sure does. That damn Electron! All this for the WWF title! He could have just had a singles match but dammit, he wanted to kill somebody tonight! Well, it’s a damn shame! A damn shame I tell you!
King: Okay, calm down J.R. Maybe he’ll make it…maybe he’ll make it quick and painless.
J.R: [Sarcastically] Oh, quick and painless will he! Quick and painless my foot! He’s a damn killer!
*Real American plays. Nash ascends the second building. Electron appears on the stage to a chorus of boos.*
*He struts up to the second building, and begins to ascend*
King: Oh and remember, this match can’t start until both wrestlers are on the roof
J.R: Dammit!
*Electron reaches the top. The referee, who is up there with them (secured by a harness), restrains Nash as Electron pulls himself up. The referee holds up Nash’s WWF Title. The bell rings. And the two instantly start brawling, exchanging punches on the roof*
J.R: The match has started. Electron and Kevin Nash, exchanging punches. Dangerously close to the edge. Kevin Nash is taking advantage, oh my, if Electron doesn’t fight back, he’s gonna fall all the way to the concrete!
*Electron starts throwing punches again, moving Nash toward the middle of the slanted roof.*
J.R: Oh and Electron’s fighting back. Thank God.
*Nash starts fighting back again, moving Electron closer toward the roof of the other building. They reach the edge. Electron kicks Nash in the ribs *
J.R: Oh and a shot to the mid-section.
*Electron sets Nash up for a suplex *
J.R: Oh, wait a minute! God, no! Electron is, attempting a suplex!
King: Oh this can’t be good. I can’t look!
*Electron lifts Nash up in a vertical suplex, and beautifully lands it over the 36 inch gap, and onto a slant of the next roof (This one’s not semi-detached) leaving Nash in a precarious position, slipping down slowly, head directed toward the concrete floor 25ft below*
J.R: Oh my God! A thunderous suplex onto those tiles! Did you hear the crack of Nash’s back against that stone! Dammit! Oh, wait a minute! Nash is slipping!
*Nash turns onto his front, grabs the edge of the roof, and somehow gets himself up. Electron jumps over the gap and connects with a flying clothesline onto Nash*
J.R: Electron connects with the clothesline!
*The two get up and Nash plants Electron with a DDT onto the tiles!*
J.R: Oh my, what a hellacious DDT!
*Nash goes to the edge of the building (the edge closest to the ramp). Electron slowly gets up, and stumbles down to where Nash is. Nash kicks him on the stomach, and lifts him up for a Jack-knife Powerbomb. He connects sending Electron’s head, shoulders and upper back through a glass window on the slanted roof*
J.R: A Jack-knife! A Jack-knife right through that window!
*Kevin Nash looks down and cautiously starts to descend the building. Electron somehow manages to crawl over to the edge and grab Nash by the hair*
J.R: Sweet mother of mercy! Electron is moving! And he’s got Nash by the hair! Electron is busted wide open and…
*A huge smash as Electron uses Nash’s head to smash a window next to the ladder*
J.R: Oh my! Nash has gotta be knocked out! He’s just hanging there, by his damn hair! He’s been busted wide open dammit!
*Electron manages to pull Nash into the now open window below. He succeeds in this and begins descending the ladder to the floor*
J.R: Oh c’mon! Electron’s just leaving ‘im!
King: Well, at least someone’s had the sense to come down from there!
*Electron reaches the floor and walks round to the first building (the one furthest from the titantron). Nash begins to move. He cautiously gets over to the ladder to his right, and slowly begins to descend it. Electron is unaware of this as he leans on the outside of the first building, trying to catch his breath.*
J.R: And, Electron taking a break now it would seem. But wait, Nash is moving! Nash is…oh…
King: He’s gotta find a way to reach that ladder.
J.R: Oh, he’s done it. And, you gotta believe…I think, Nash is after Electron! Electron doesn’t have a damn clue!
*The crowd gets louder and Nash hits Electron with a clothesline from behind*
J.R: And the action picks back up here.
*Nash starts beating down on Electron, ramming him shoulder first against the wall. Electron begins to fight back and they exchange punches into the building and up the stairwell. Nash beats Electron’s head against the barrier a couple times along the way.*
J.R: The action now, being taken inside.
*Nash and Electron reach the top floor. Electron spears Nash through the thin, concrete wall. Nash eventually sets up Electron and Jack-knife powerbombs him in mid air so that the back of his head hits a hanging light...(continued in next post)
*Hell in a Cell music plays, blue lights flash all around the three structures.*
J.R: And now…oh my God, the most unforgiving structure since the Hell in a Cell match; Electron vs. Kevin Nash for the World Wrestling Federation title, what the hell is in store for us here tonight? Chuck Soul, the man behind the idea. Is he a genius, is he a murderer, or is has he just signed his own death warrant? He’s been branded ‘The Worlds Craziest Man,’ he broke the world record for the highest jump in wrestling history last year at WrestleMania, he’s given us WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment, after WrestleMania moment dammit! And now, this…this invention! It’s sick dammit! It’s sadistic!
*Nash’s music plays*
King: Oh, here comes Nash. He looks dubious.
J.R: He sure does. That damn Electron! All this for the WWF title! He could have just had a singles match but dammit, he wanted to kill somebody tonight! Well, it’s a damn shame! A damn shame I tell you!
King: Okay, calm down J.R. Maybe he’ll make it…maybe he’ll make it quick and painless.
J.R: [Sarcastically] Oh, quick and painless will he! Quick and painless my foot! He’s a damn killer!
*Real American plays. Nash ascends the second building. Electron appears on the stage to a chorus of boos.*
*He struts up to the second building, and begins to ascend*
King: Oh and remember, this match can’t start until both wrestlers are on the roof
J.R: Dammit!
*Electron reaches the top. The referee, who is up there with them (secured by a harness), restrains Nash as Electron pulls himself up. The referee holds up Nash’s WWF Title. The bell rings. And the two instantly start brawling, exchanging punches on the roof*
J.R: The match has started. Electron and Kevin Nash, exchanging punches. Dangerously close to the edge. Kevin Nash is taking advantage, oh my, if Electron doesn’t fight back, he’s gonna fall all the way to the concrete!
*Electron starts throwing punches again, moving Nash toward the middle of the slanted roof.*
J.R: Oh and Electron’s fighting back. Thank God.
*Nash starts fighting back again, moving Electron closer toward the roof of the other building. They reach the edge. Electron kicks Nash in the ribs *
J.R: Oh and a shot to the mid-section.
*Electron sets Nash up for a suplex *
J.R: Oh, wait a minute! God, no! Electron is, attempting a suplex!
King: Oh this can’t be good. I can’t look!
*Electron lifts Nash up in a vertical suplex, and beautifully lands it over the 36 inch gap, and onto a slant of the next roof (This one’s not semi-detached) leaving Nash in a precarious position, slipping down slowly, head directed toward the concrete floor 25ft below*
J.R: Oh my God! A thunderous suplex onto those tiles! Did you hear the crack of Nash’s back against that stone! Dammit! Oh, wait a minute! Nash is slipping!
*Nash turns onto his front, grabs the edge of the roof, and somehow gets himself up. Electron jumps over the gap and connects with a flying clothesline onto Nash*
J.R: Electron connects with the clothesline!
*The two get up and Nash plants Electron with a DDT onto the tiles!*
J.R: Oh my, what a hellacious DDT!
*Nash goes to the edge of the building (the edge closest to the ramp). Electron slowly gets up, and stumbles down to where Nash is. Nash kicks him on the stomach, and lifts him up for a Jack-knife Powerbomb. He connects sending Electron’s head, shoulders and upper back through a glass window on the slanted roof*
J.R: A Jack-knife! A Jack-knife right through that window!
*Kevin Nash looks down and cautiously starts to descend the building. Electron somehow manages to crawl over to the edge and grab Nash by the hair*
J.R: Sweet mother of mercy! Electron is moving! And he’s got Nash by the hair! Electron is busted wide open and…
*A huge smash as Electron uses Nash’s head to smash a window next to the ladder*
J.R: Oh my! Nash has gotta be knocked out! He’s just hanging there, by his damn hair! He’s been busted wide open dammit!
*Electron manages to pull Nash into the now open window below. He succeeds in this and begins descending the ladder to the floor*
J.R: Oh c’mon! Electron’s just leaving ‘im!
King: Well, at least someone’s had the sense to come down from there!
*Electron reaches the floor and walks round to the first building (the one furthest from the titantron). Nash begins to move. He cautiously gets over to the ladder to his right, and slowly begins to descend it. Electron is unaware of this as he leans on the outside of the first building, trying to catch his breath.*
J.R: And, Electron taking a break now it would seem. But wait, Nash is moving! Nash is…oh…
King: He’s gotta find a way to reach that ladder.
J.R: Oh, he’s done it. And, you gotta believe…I think, Nash is after Electron! Electron doesn’t have a damn clue!
*The crowd gets louder and Nash hits Electron with a clothesline from behind*
J.R: And the action picks back up here.
*Nash starts beating down on Electron, ramming him shoulder first against the wall. Electron begins to fight back and they exchange punches into the building and up the stairwell. Nash beats Electron’s head against the barrier a couple times along the way.*
J.R: The action now, being taken inside.
*Nash and Electron reach the top floor. Electron spears Nash through the thin, concrete wall. Nash eventually sets up Electron and Jack-knife powerbombs him in mid air so that the back of his head hits a hanging light...(continued in next post)
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I have two words for you:
Prove it.
Prove it.
that was fun to read why'd jr say dammit so much he said it like 10 times or more....and you think alot of yourself....i mean jr calling you a genius and you wouldn't be able to stand and you'd be knocked out for more than 6 minutes you'd be in a coma or dead and you'd probly have a pint of blood left and when your in the ambulend if they dont stich you up in like 1 minute you'd die....and if you did live you'd have brain damage and you'd be on a strecher as soon as the match ended they wouldn't leave you lying on top of nash...
Just read that match and all I can say is - WOW. Imagine that match actually happened, it would be class but would probably end one, if not both, wrestlers careers. Nice writing Tazz.
*goes and listen's to Real American*
*goes and listen's to Real American*
CGJ wrote:
> Brillian. But WWF?
Yeah. I wrote it a few years back. Sorry, but I didn't want to change it. The Federation is what I grew up with.
> Brillian. But WWF?
Yeah. I wrote it a few years back. Sorry, but I didn't want to change it. The Federation is what I grew up with.
Crushers name changed to Electron - Got It. In fact, I have an idea for a promo bringing that about... :)
And true; That will be a hard match to beat... If it's me who writes the match, I'll try my best. Maybe it won't be as good as that, but who's to say it won't be good at all?! Ah, ya never know. :D
And true; That will be a hard match to beat... If it's me who writes the match, I'll try my best. Maybe it won't be as good as that, but who's to say it won't be good at all?! Ah, ya never know. :D
Jae17 wrote:
> Yeah, thats what I meant. Thanks... It could involve your CAW,
> Crusher... It will make a top match. :)
Well, first of all Crusher is also supposed to be me, so I guess you should change his name to Electron. And second of all, the match that i just wrote is gonna be a tough one to beat.
> Yeah, thats what I meant. Thanks... It could involve your CAW,
> Crusher... It will make a top match. :)
Well, first of all Crusher is also supposed to be me, so I guess you should change his name to Electron. And second of all, the match that i just wrote is gonna be a tough one to beat.
Brillian. But WWF?
Yeah, thats what I meant. Thanks... It could involve your CAW, Crusher... It will make a top match. :)
Yeah, sure. Not THIS particular match obviously. You can use the UOAR though, sure.
Again, sounds good. Brutal! ;) Could we use it for SRW?! :D
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