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I almost committed suicide yesterday after seeing some of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. If you remotely enjoyed that programme, don't read on - you WILL suffer emotional pain.
Basically they have a fifth (5th!) turtle, with a light blue headband. Not only that, it's a girl. Indeed, not only THAT. Her headband turns into a long plait at the back of her head.
And it doesn't end there. In the small section I saw before rapidly vomitting, they actually brought Shredder into the hideout, because "he's another ninja, and even though he's our enemy, he's injured and we should help him". There's now another main enemy who has some sort of puppet as a sidekick.
And the fighting has gone to pot.
I'm crying as I write this.
Basically they have a fifth (5th!) turtle, with a light blue headband. Not only that, it's a girl. Indeed, not only THAT. Her headband turns into a long plait at the back of her head.
And it doesn't end there. In the small section I saw before rapidly vomitting, they actually brought Shredder into the hideout, because "he's another ninja, and even though he's our enemy, he's injured and we should help him". There's now another main enemy who has some sort of puppet as a sidekick.
And the fighting has gone to pot.
I'm crying as I write this.
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> I almost committed suicide yesterday after seeing some of the new
> Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. If you remotely enjoyed that
> programme, don't read on - you WILL suffer emotional pain.
>
> Basically they have a fifth (5th!) turtle, with a light blue headband.
> Not only that, it's a girl. Indeed, not only THAT. Her headband turns
> into a long plait at the back of her head.
>
> And it doesn't end there. In the small section I saw before rapidly
> vomitting, they actually brought Shredder into the hideout, because
> "he's another ninja, and even though he's our enemy, he's injured
> and we should help him". There's now another main enemy who has
> some sort of puppet as a sidekick.
>
> And the fighting has gone to pot.
>
> I'm crying as I write this.
*drops to knees*
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
what the hell is wrong with people
*sobs uncontrollably*
> I almost committed suicide yesterday after seeing some of the new
> Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. If you remotely enjoyed that
> programme, don't read on - you WILL suffer emotional pain.
>
> Basically they have a fifth (5th!) turtle, with a light blue headband.
> Not only that, it's a girl. Indeed, not only THAT. Her headband turns
> into a long plait at the back of her head.
>
> And it doesn't end there. In the small section I saw before rapidly
> vomitting, they actually brought Shredder into the hideout, because
> "he's another ninja, and even though he's our enemy, he's injured
> and we should help him". There's now another main enemy who has
> some sort of puppet as a sidekick.
>
> And the fighting has gone to pot.
>
> I'm crying as I write this.
*drops to knees*
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
what the hell is wrong with people
*sobs uncontrollably*
Surely it would then be sacrilege of the lowest order?
Eurgh
:'(
I almost committed suicide yesterday after seeing some of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series. If you remotely enjoyed that programme, don't read on - you WILL suffer emotional pain.
Basically they have a fifth (5th!) turtle, with a light blue headband. Not only that, it's a girl. Indeed, not only THAT. Her headband turns into a long plait at the back of her head.
And it doesn't end there. In the small section I saw before rapidly vomitting, they actually brought Shredder into the hideout, because "he's another ninja, and even though he's our enemy, he's injured and we should help him". There's now another main enemy who has some sort of puppet as a sidekick.
And the fighting has gone to pot.
I'm crying as I write this.
Basically they have a fifth (5th!) turtle, with a light blue headband. Not only that, it's a girl. Indeed, not only THAT. Her headband turns into a long plait at the back of her head.
And it doesn't end there. In the small section I saw before rapidly vomitting, they actually brought Shredder into the hideout, because "he's another ninja, and even though he's our enemy, he's injured and we should help him". There's now another main enemy who has some sort of puppet as a sidekick.
And the fighting has gone to pot.
I'm crying as I write this.
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