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"Funniest Thing I've Read All Week..."

Okay, I'm not sure how I came across this, and I would give you the link but there's A LOT of other stuff on the same page and it would take a while to find. Anyway, it's a letter to some reporter at themayhem.com, and the only feedback he got was "LMAO!"

I've had to play around with some of the bad language but you should get the idea. I read it yesterday and thought it was extremely funny, especially after seeing DW's link to JR's top 10 site and seeing the front of his cookbook! Anyway, here it is.

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hey man i just want to say this...JR is a big idiot. Did you see his cover of his cook book..what a stupid @ss arghh that s**t really gets me going i need to calm down, Ok, JR had top ten b******t...heres my top ten things i hate about JR.

1. Hes a sellout
2. Hes on Austins d!ck
3. JR's old section where he talked about injuries and says nothin but
lies..about how he dont know anything.. (fromer thank god he was replaced by edge)
4. He is full of complete s**t
5. He sucks up to the fans, loves the Faces hates the heels, not matter who they are or what they did in the past (thats why i like tazz better..he dont do that s**t)
6. His stupid cowboy hat
7. Hes a fat piece of monkey crap! Jabroni :P
8. He talks too damn much and his voice is annoying
9. He picked some of the top ten moments in WCW that werent s**t..somebody pissin off a balcony what the f***..he makes himself look like a jackass I really hope the fans dont buy that s**t..WCW had so much better moments..jr your a big idiot.
10. And my number 10 reason i hate this dumb@ss is because he is as bad as HHH, he holds talent down.

I guess looking at this dumb@ss surround himself by women on his cook
book..Trish and Stacy the best lookin in WWE..it makes me sick..JR, Stick to wrestlin brother.he said the best part of WCW was leaving, well just because nobody kisses your @ss in WCW you leave, your such a sellout its
laughable..look at your cook book you think anybody is takin it seriously? I know im not..Jabroni.

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ROFL! Okay, so it's not that hilarious, and he may even have a couple of valid points, but points 2 and 6 are great. :D

*looks at JR's cook book again*

ROFL!

I hate the way he talks too - he's practically orgasmic for God's sake, but WCW's old Oklahoma parody dude was hilarious :D

"Slap!!! Slap!!! Slap!!!"

:D

And I hate it how at one PPV this year, he was filling the event with loads of talk about how he's proud of the soldiers and is basically endorsing the slaughter of Iraq. If I want to listen to fat people talk about blowing a certain middle-eastern country out of the water, I'll put on Fox News, but I watch wrestling for ENTERTAINMENT, not blasphemous crap from a porker.

JR rocks. I love the guy, top dude.

:c)

"AJ's telling the truth. He invented a Flux Capacitor and travelled to the year 2076 and HHH was wrestling Ric Flairs head and arms in a Panda swinging match for the World Heavyweight title.

We have a lot to look forward too..."

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week. And guess what? It was by me.

I'm joking. That was pretty crap.

That email was cool though.

You only put that because I told you it wasn't hilarious :)

But it is quite funny, being as it is about good ol JR. And he does look a pillock on the front of that cook book.

Oh, by the way, I haven't heard much funny stuff this week. :P

Okay, I'm not sure how I came across this, and I would give you the link but there's A LOT of other stuff on the same page and it would take a while to find. Anyway, it's a letter to some reporter at themayhem.com, and the only feedback he got was "LMAO!"

I've had to play around with some of the bad language but you should get the idea. I read it yesterday and thought it was extremely funny, especially after seeing DW's link to JR's top 10 site and seeing the front of his cookbook! Anyway, here it is.

________________________________________

hey man i just want to say this...JR is a big idiot. Did you see his cover of his cook book..what a stupid @ss arghh that s**t really gets me going i need to calm down, Ok, JR had top ten b******t...heres my top ten things i hate about JR.

1. Hes a sellout
2. Hes on Austins d!ck
3. JR's old section where he talked about injuries and says nothin but
lies..about how he dont know anything.. (fromer thank god he was replaced by edge)
4. He is full of complete s**t
5. He sucks up to the fans, loves the Faces hates the heels, not matter who they are or what they did in the past (thats why i like tazz better..he dont do that s**t)
6. His stupid cowboy hat
7. Hes a fat piece of monkey crap! Jabroni :P
8. He talks too damn much and his voice is annoying
9. He picked some of the top ten moments in WCW that werent s**t..somebody pissin off a balcony what the f***..he makes himself look like a jackass I really hope the fans dont buy that s**t..WCW had so much better moments..jr your a big idiot.
10. And my number 10 reason i hate this dumb@ss is because he is as bad as HHH, he holds talent down.

I guess looking at this dumb@ss surround himself by women on his cook
book..Trish and Stacy the best lookin in WWE..it makes me sick..JR, Stick to wrestlin brother.he said the best part of WCW was leaving, well just because nobody kisses your @ss in WCW you leave, your such a sellout its
laughable..look at your cook book you think anybody is takin it seriously? I know im not..Jabroni.

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ROFL! Okay, so it's not that hilarious, and he may even have a couple of valid points, but points 2 and 6 are great. :D

*looks at JR's cook book again*

ROFL!