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Okay, I'm not sure how I came across this, and I would give you the link but there's A LOT of other stuff on the same page and it would take a while to find. Anyway, it's a letter to some reporter at themayhem.com, and the only feedback he got was "LMAO!"
I've had to play around with some of the bad language but you should get the idea. I read it yesterday and thought it was extremely funny, especially after seeing DW's link to JR's top 10 site and seeing the front of his cookbook! Anyway, here it is.
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hey man i just want to say this...JR is a big idiot. Did you see his cover of his cook book..what a stupid @ss arghh that s**t really gets me going i need to calm down, Ok, JR had top ten b******t...heres my top ten things i hate about JR.
1. Hes a sellout
2. Hes on Austins d!ck
3. JR's old section where he talked about injuries and says nothin but
lies..about how he dont know anything.. (fromer thank god he was replaced by edge)
4. He is full of complete s**t
5. He sucks up to the fans, loves the Faces hates the heels, not matter who they are or what they did in the past (thats why i like tazz better..he dont do that s**t)
6. His stupid cowboy hat
7. Hes a fat piece of monkey crap! Jabroni :P
8. He talks too damn much and his voice is annoying
9. He picked some of the top ten moments in WCW that werent s**t..somebody pissin off a balcony what the f***..he makes himself look like a jackass I really hope the fans dont buy that s**t..WCW had so much better moments..jr your a big idiot.
10. And my number 10 reason i hate this dumb@ss is because he is as bad as HHH, he holds talent down.
I guess looking at this dumb@ss surround himself by women on his cook
book..Trish and Stacy the best lookin in WWE..it makes me sick..JR, Stick to wrestlin brother.he said the best part of WCW was leaving, well just because nobody kisses your @ss in WCW you leave, your such a sellout its
laughable..look at your cook book you think anybody is takin it seriously? I know im not..Jabroni.
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ROFL! Okay, so it's not that hilarious, and he may even have a couple of valid points, but points 2 and 6 are great. :D
*looks at JR's cook book again*
ROFL!
I've had to play around with some of the bad language but you should get the idea. I read it yesterday and thought it was extremely funny, especially after seeing DW's link to JR's top 10 site and seeing the front of his cookbook! Anyway, here it is.
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hey man i just want to say this...JR is a big idiot. Did you see his cover of his cook book..what a stupid @ss arghh that s**t really gets me going i need to calm down, Ok, JR had top ten b******t...heres my top ten things i hate about JR.
1. Hes a sellout
2. Hes on Austins d!ck
3. JR's old section where he talked about injuries and says nothin but
lies..about how he dont know anything.. (fromer thank god he was replaced by edge)
4. He is full of complete s**t
5. He sucks up to the fans, loves the Faces hates the heels, not matter who they are or what they did in the past (thats why i like tazz better..he dont do that s**t)
6. His stupid cowboy hat
7. Hes a fat piece of monkey crap! Jabroni :P
8. He talks too damn much and his voice is annoying
9. He picked some of the top ten moments in WCW that werent s**t..somebody pissin off a balcony what the f***..he makes himself look like a jackass I really hope the fans dont buy that s**t..WCW had so much better moments..jr your a big idiot.
10. And my number 10 reason i hate this dumb@ss is because he is as bad as HHH, he holds talent down.
I guess looking at this dumb@ss surround himself by women on his cook
book..Trish and Stacy the best lookin in WWE..it makes me sick..JR, Stick to wrestlin brother.he said the best part of WCW was leaving, well just because nobody kisses your @ss in WCW you leave, your such a sellout its
laughable..look at your cook book you think anybody is takin it seriously? I know im not..Jabroni.
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ROFL! Okay, so it's not that hilarious, and he may even have a couple of valid points, but points 2 and 6 are great. :D
*looks at JR's cook book again*
ROFL!
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Kiriyama wrote:
> And I hate it how at one PPV this year, he was filling the event with
> loads of talk about how he's proud of the soldiers and is basically
> endorsing the slaughter of Iraq.
that was wrestlemania dude.
i (an dmost of my mates) thought it was utterly inappropriate too, wrestling is for entertainment like you said, not a public forum for topical propaganda.
> And I hate it how at one PPV this year, he was filling the event with
> loads of talk about how he's proud of the soldiers and is basically
> endorsing the slaughter of Iraq.
that was wrestlemania dude.
i (an dmost of my mates) thought it was utterly inappropriate too, wrestling is for entertainment like you said, not a public forum for topical propaganda.
Tazz I know you directed those insults at every1 who said JR was crap so I guess it wasn't me. I never said JR was a crap announcer in fact I think he's excellent, I just said that letter was funny and he looked odd on the cookbook, however JR wouldn't be the same without King by his side, those two make THE best 2 announcers ever.
And has Tazz would say...
...nuff said.
And has Tazz would say...
...nuff said.
And EVERYTHING Tazz said was true.
Like I said, JR rocks, love the guy, top man.
Like I said, JR rocks, love the guy, top man.
Kiriyama wrote:
> I hate the way he talks too - he's practically orgasmic for God's
> sake, but WCW's old Oklahoma parody dude was hilarious :D
>
> "Slap!!! Slap!!! Slap!!!"
>
> :D
>
> And I hate it how at one PPV this year, he was filling the event with
> loads of talk about how he's proud of the soldiers and is basically
> endorsing the slaughter of Iraq. If I want to listen to fat people
> talk about blowing a certain middle-eastern country out of the water,
> I'll put on Fox News, but I watch wrestling for ENTERTAINMENT, not
> blasphemous crap from a porker.
There is nothing wrong with his weight, or the shape of his mouth. I imagine you're a skinny, grit-eating, scum-sucking pencil neck geek! Oh, and if you want to talk about slaps, I'll slap that taste right outa your mouth B!tch!
> I hate the way he talks too - he's practically orgasmic for God's
> sake, but WCW's old Oklahoma parody dude was hilarious :D
>
> "Slap!!! Slap!!! Slap!!!"
>
> :D
>
> And I hate it how at one PPV this year, he was filling the event with
> loads of talk about how he's proud of the soldiers and is basically
> endorsing the slaughter of Iraq. If I want to listen to fat people
> talk about blowing a certain middle-eastern country out of the water,
> I'll put on Fox News, but I watch wrestling for ENTERTAINMENT, not
> blasphemous crap from a porker.
There is nothing wrong with his weight, or the shape of his mouth. I imagine you're a skinny, grit-eating, scum-sucking pencil neck geek! Oh, and if you want to talk about slaps, I'll slap that taste right outa your mouth B!tch!
Okay, I don't find anything remotely funny about this. J.R is the best damned announcer the WORLD has ever had. All my dream matches would seem worthless without him. There is none like his unique voice that I believe God made ESPECIALLY for wrestling. He's intelligent, his height exaggerations are often believable, and he invented some of the greatest phrases in wrestling "He's running like a scolded dog!" and "Whippin' 'im like a government mule!" He MADE Jeff Hardy, Mankind, and Shane McMahon look good. He loves and respects the sport of wrestling. And just for the record, J.R did NOT leave WCW, he was kicked out, because Eric Bischoff thought he was too fat and was portraying a bad image of wrestling, and I tell you, I don't blame him that the best part of his WCW career was leaving, because WCW has always been, a sh!thole! His cowboy hat was Vince's idea by the way, and it makes him unique, rather than the common piece of monkey cr@p that made you all laugh. If anything he PROMOTES talent! He emphasized my dream of becoming a wrestler, I can't wrestle a match without his voice in my head, I dunno where you the hell you get the idea that he's a sellout! Probably down the toilet! Your head's stuck down there 24 hours a day! There ain't one person I've ever met who doesn't love J.R so you can take your stupid opinions, shine 'em up real ni...no, infact, keep them just they way they are, they don't deserve to have a polish, turn that sumbitch sideways, AND STICK 'EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASS!
P.S. Give me the name of the reporter that wrote that. I'ma go round to his house, beat up his mother, beat down his papa, lock up his children, get HIS head out of the toilet (and make sure he licks every bit before he's completely out), steal his cat and his dog then burn his house to singe and tape the whole event so I can send it to Good ol' J.R and do commentary on it!
...nuff said!
P.S. Give me the name of the reporter that wrote that. I'ma go round to his house, beat up his mother, beat down his papa, lock up his children, get HIS head out of the toilet (and make sure he licks every bit before he's completely out), steal his cat and his dog then burn his house to singe and tape the whole event so I can send it to Good ol' J.R and do commentary on it!
...nuff said!
'Cause he looks gay...
CGJ wrote:
> On the advert for his ccokbook for bad blood...didn't it say that he's
> gay
Why the phock would it say that?
> On the advert for his ccokbook for bad blood...didn't it say that he's
> gay
Why the phock would it say that?
Um, hopefully not, I mean poor King!
On the advert for his ccokbook for bad blood...didn't it say that he's gay
LMAO, Just saw the cook book and that letter is pretty funny, hehe.
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